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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.the dealio.

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[moarcowbell]

Yeah. It was kind of cute. You seemed really upset about the whole matter.

[incensus]

If you share this information with anyone, I'm setting you on fire. We are clear on this, are we not?

[moarcowbell]

Even if I share it with your mom?

[incensus]

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SUGGEST THAT

[please no she would want to talk to him about it that would be uncomfortable]

[moarcowbell]

Because I can practically picture the look you're giving me right now and it's fun to tease you.

[incensus]

YOU'RE a sadist and I'M never drinking again!

[moarcowbell]

It wasn't that bad. I made sure no one saw at least?

[incensus]

No one except you, I presume. I can't remember much of it. How did I end up naked, anyway?

[moarcowbell]

I'm not really sure of your reasoning. You just kind of started stripping down yourself.

I tried to cover you up, but you got mad and that's when you climbed into my lap.

[incensus]

...Please tell me that's the only embarrassing thing I did.

[moarcowbell]

You just kind of complained a lot and you didn't want me to leave, but that's probably about it. like I said, it was really cute.

[incensus]

I'm not exactly thrilled to learn that I'm cute when I'm drunk. Just don't go telling that to anyone else.

[moarcowbell]

Why would I? I'm a pretty greedy guy.

[incensus]

...And what exactly do you mean by that? You'd rather keep the knowledge to yourself?

[moarcowbell]

Well yeah. I don't want everyone else to find out how cute you are.

[incensus]

Fine. Then I'll trust you not to tell anyone.

[wait but]

...in general or just when I'm drunk?

[moarcowbell]

Which answer will get a positive reaction and not get me barbecued?

[incensus]

Whichever one is the truth.

[Maybe.]

[moarcowbell]

Then in general.

I'm really selfish.

[incensus]

...really?

[While passing comments on his beauty are commonplace, someone wanting to keep that knowledge to themselves and not wanting other people to notice, that... That's new.]

[moarcowbell]

Is that weird?

[incensus]

No.

Just unexpected.

[moarcowbell]

Is it really that surprising?

You must get bothered by a lot of people, huh.

[incensus]

That depends on your meaning. I'm not unused to comments on my looks, no.

[But they've never been said with much meaning other than "hey you're aesthetically pleasing to the eye," and were often followed with "but your personality's not so great." Which is probably what he was an emotional wreck about when he was drunk. Sober though, he's not adding that in.]

[moarcowbell]

I guess that's not surprising. You're a pretty cool guy.