nottheworstthing: (Failing at being a responsible adult)

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[personal profile] nottheworstthing 2014-06-07 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
1. Now accepting any and all stories about my adventures last night. In particular why my knuckles are bleeding.

2. Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you have to just go with it.

3. Let's drink and play gossip rag bingo, I wanna see what they made of yesterday's obvious sex bruises.
allspice: (pic#)

2.

[personal profile] allspice 2014-06-07 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
the gods of alcohol, or just Thor?
nottheworstthing: (...fuck it)

[personal profile] nottheworstthing 2014-06-07 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure Thor is a god of alcohol.
capnap: (pic#7852041)

three.

[personal profile] capnap 2014-06-07 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
They weren't sex bruises and you take blackout wins way too literally.
nottheworstthing: (Insane troll logic)

[personal profile] nottheworstthing 2014-06-08 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
None of that is the point. Where the tabloids THINK they're from is the entertaining part.
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[personal profile] capnap 2014-06-08 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
If I didn't know any better, I might think you try to confuse them on purpose.
nottheworstthing: (Smile)

[personal profile] nottheworstthing 2014-06-09 11:55 am (UTC)(link)
I can't imagine why you'd think that.