the yeas have it: return of the username meme

[memepasta]

the USERNAME meme

Journal names. They're something we all think about, and that we often try to make as fittingly torturous to our characters as possible. Isn't it nice that our characters never have to know they're wandering around with that horrible label attached to them?

...wouldn't it be fun if they did?

RULES

1 Your character is communicating with others through a journal community, just like how we're using them, and they are perfectly aware of that fact. Whether they think that's normal or not is totally up to you.

2 The also know that when they signed on to this community, they were automatically assigned a name that supposedly has something to do with their personality and/or history. They didn't have any say in what that name was going to be, they're just stuck with it.

3 Make a post with your character's reaction to seeing what their own username is. Do they think it fits? Do they hate it with a passion? Are they downright confused?

4 Comment to other people's posts with your character's reactions to everyone else's usernames. If they know the other character, they might have good reason to laugh at them or feel sorry for them. If they don't, this could lead to some pretty interesting first impressions, don't you think?

5 If you want to use a name that's different from your actual journal name, just mark that in your post. No need to create a whole new journal just to make your character's life worse for one meme. ;)

6 PROFIT!

ripped from here and not taking a lick of credit ♥

Comments

[wentdowntogeorgia]

Well, I find it rather droll, Sam.

[deathdick]

Go away, Lucifer.

[wentdowntogeorgia]

Oh, come on. You've got to give it points for accuracy. I mean, you're batting, what, .75 or so right now? Let's face it, Sam: your dick is more reliable than the Colt.

slkdfj

[deathdick]

So I guess I know a better way to get rid of you.

Oh God, I can't believe I just wrote that.

What's sad is that I did the math and it's true.

[wentdowntogeorgia]

That's not quite what I had in mind when I asked you to let me in.

And you should really buy me dinner first. Just what kind of girl do you think I am?

Heh

[deathdick]

I'm not letting you in in any sense of the word. So just... stop. Go away. Give up.

[wentdowntogeorgia]

We both know it doesn't work that way. I admire your conviction, but the fact remains that you said yes to me before and you'll say yes again. We've already established a precedent.

[deathdick]

I am going to block you on this thing. There must be a way.

[wentdowntogeorgia]

Ah, yes, blacklisting: my one true weakness.

You're smarter than this, Sam. What do you think you could do with that piece of plastic that I couldn't get through? By all means, though, go ahead and try, if it makes you feel better. I can wait.

[deathdick]

I can't find a way to block you. So I'll just ignore you. Unless you want to give out your one true weakness, of course.

And don't say it's my dick. I swear to God.

[wentdowntogeorgia]

Well, since you asked so nicely...

Puppies. Sunshine. The laughter of children. Those red things they stuff into olives. Probably your dick, but that doesn't make me special.

Who is this you are wonderful

[deathdick]

So I just need to weaponize things that make people happy.

Excluding those things in olives and my dick. Why am I even having this conversation.

I am brand new to the world of SPN rp

[wentdowntogeorgia]

Latent masochism?

Woo!

[deathdick]

Yeah, I guess. At least I know if you're talking to me here you aren't causing trouble somewhere else.

[wentdowntogeorgia]

I'm glad you think so highly of yourself, Sam, but don't you think you're overestimating your entertainment value a bit?

[deathdick]

I'm not saying anything about my entertainment value, just stating a fact.

[wentdowntogeorgia]

Sam, Sam, Sam...

Don't you know where I am and who I'm with? Who's bunking up with me in the Cage these days, since you fled the nest?

[deathdick]

Trust me, I know. But there's nothing I can do about that.

[wentdowntogeorgia]

But you haven't been trying very hard, either.

Poor Adam. The little lost Winchester that no one thinks about once he's no longer useful and convenient. Michael doesn't even try to keep him from me, did you know? Not even a token struggle. It's a such terrible thing to be discarded and forgotten.

[deathdick]

We haven't forgotten about him. I don't need to justify myself to you.

[They totally forgot about him]

[wentdowntogeorgia]

You're lying, Sam.

You aren't planning to raise him from Perdition. I know it, you know it, and you know what? So does Adam.

For a while after you left, he used to call for you. He doesn't anymore.

[deathdick]

I'm not going to sit here and listen to this.

[SIGNS OUT, NEVER THINKS ABOUT IT AGAIN]