the yeas have it: return of the username meme

[memepasta]

the USERNAME meme

Journal names. They're something we all think about, and that we often try to make as fittingly torturous to our characters as possible. Isn't it nice that our characters never have to know they're wandering around with that horrible label attached to them?

...wouldn't it be fun if they did?

RULES

1 Your character is communicating with others through a journal community, just like how we're using them, and they are perfectly aware of that fact. Whether they think that's normal or not is totally up to you.

2 The also know that when they signed on to this community, they were automatically assigned a name that supposedly has something to do with their personality and/or history. They didn't have any say in what that name was going to be, they're just stuck with it.

3 Make a post with your character's reaction to seeing what their own username is. Do they think it fits? Do they hate it with a passion? Are they downright confused?

4 Comment to other people's posts with your character's reactions to everyone else's usernames. If they know the other character, they might have good reason to laugh at them or feel sorry for them. If they don't, this could lead to some pretty interesting first impressions, don't you think?

5 If you want to use a name that's different from your actual journal name, just mark that in your post. No need to create a whole new journal just to make your character's life worse for one meme. ;)

6 PROFIT!

ripped from here and not taking a lick of credit ♥

Comments

[imatter]

...really.

[deathdick]

Really.

[imatter]

That's unfortunate...the implication makes me a little sad for you. Look how cute you are, though, so there's that?

[deathdick]

Thanks, I guess.

[imatter]

So does that mean it's been a while for you, big guy?

[deathdick]

That's kinda personal.

[imatter]

I've heard I have issues with personal boundaries. Sorry to offend. But if it has been, maybe you just need the right person to break the streak of bad luck. Just a thought.

[deathdick]

Sure. Another right person can end up dead.

[imatter]

...or not...

[deathdick]

The odds really aren't good.

[imatter]

They are when you're already dead, sweetie. You don't know me, I could be different.

[deathdick]

You'd think so but the demon he fucked died as well Why would you want to try? The only thing you know about me is that people I sleep with tend to die. I'm not seeing the draw here.

[imatter]

Because you're pretty and I'm horny. There's also the part where I'm pretty sure even your dick of doom can't kill me. Larry beat you to that with a shovel to my face.

[deathdick]

Uhm... well, if you really want, maybe we could go on a date?

[imatter]

You're the dating type? I'm not, but if you'd rather, then okay.

[deathdick]

Yeah... I don't usually have time for dating, but it might be nice to give it another try.

Where can I pick you up?

[imatter]

Are you anywhere near LA? I could make dinner, there's a gazebo out back at my house oh my God I hate that fucking thing, but I can't leave, it'll be cute, private, and most importantly, free.

[deathdick]

Yeah, actually. That sounds nice he's going to need to exorcise the fuck out of that house. Just send me the address and a time, and I'll be there.

[imatter]

You better believe it, big guy. It's kind of hard to miss, if you're familiar at all with LA; it's the "Murder House" on the Eternal Darkness tour. ...also known as [address]. Whenever you want, handsome, I have all the time in the world.

[deathdick]

The Murder House. Right.

I'll stop by later tonight.

[imatter]

I know, I know, tell me about it. Try living there.

See you then.