bakerstreet | Never have I ever...

Never have I ever...

HOW TO PLAY:
in case the diagram is not enough
1. Everyone is at a big party. I don't know how we fit this many people into one room either, but bear with me!
2. Post an IC or anon comment with a subject that finishes the sentence "never have I ever".
3. If you see something your character has done, reply with them taking a shot! If they've done it many times, have them take many shots or down an entire bottle. Shots do not need to be alcohol, especially not for underage characters.
4. All characters must be honest. It's more fun that way.
5. Bother other people. Demand details. Don't wreck the house, please, and post warnings if things get 18+.

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( no comment. )

[ he tried. u tried. ]

( where is her fucking gold star

you're supposed to get those for trying, not thrown out a window by a previously-soon-to-be-dead girl )

[ didn't you, though? a moment of joy before the fall? he thought it was pretty good as surprises go, anyway. ]

( the raindrops were nice. if we're being honest. calm before the storm and all that.

but you screwed that up by stepping over her body. )

[ took that coat Will put on u too, whoops. he needed it more. ]

( rude, it wouldn't fit you anyway )

[ but it did, long enough to cover those bloodstains and escape the country. sorry about that, lana. he enjoyed your time together most fervently, but all good things must come to an end. isn't that right? he'll miss you, truly, in his own psychotic way. you were clever enough, and good. he'll drink the brand he made for you in your honor some time, even if he isn't much for beer. ]

( you are a bad person and you should feel bad. you and your ~~little dog~~ creepy therapist, too. )

[ he is almost incapable of feeling bad at all. he puts himself before all others. but he liked you, alana. if only you'd taken up his offer to go free. you could have lived... guiltily. but alive, at least. still, now you got to see abigail. ]

( she liked you, too. and she liked the sex. she liked feeling safe in a world that had twisted into something she didn't recognize anymore. except she hadn't been safe, she'd been in the most dangerous position of her life and she hadn't even realized. if he really liked her, he would stop killing/tormenting the people she cared about.

again. )

[ you motherfucker ]

[ we could have had it all. u had my heart inside of ur hand... but u paid it to the beat. ]

Edited 2014-05-28 00:26 (UTC)

[ no he just wanted u to back the fuck off and u wouldn't this is all ur fault u asshole

didn't even get to consummate murder husbands gosh ]

[ no, u tried to screw him over, but that's ok murderbutterfly bb. he forgives u.

hard to see through all that blood, maybe, but u kno. break-ups are messy. ]

[ U WERE SCREWING HIM OVER ALL ALONG omg hanni y u so crazy u can't see that this is why ur not his friend!!!

it doesn't count if he never changed his facebook status which means it never happened because lol @ will on facebook

when do the christmas cards start ]

[ THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE DIDN'T LUV U OK. U BROKE HIS POOR POOR CANNIBAL HEART. if hanni can't be happy, none of u can.

that's just called passion, will, gosh.

no?

well... he'll always have paris. maybe he'll send u something. maybe. ]

[ excuse that was like in canon asking him to do a psl will could never talk about ooc hanni doesn't know him at all like he'd really kill freddie omg plz ur not as good as u think with ur goddamn murder butterflies

that is not normal passion that is not normal at all

coming from will graham...

please :( so he can burn it or smell it or have someone smell it who'll figure out where his pretentious cologne is from ]