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[workingsock]

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme

one ➝ post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
two ➝ either post with a tfln or just wait for someone.

three ➝ respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.

four ➝ fun time for all!

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Tyler Vanallen | oc | OTA

[vanallen]

A) now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.

B) did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?

C) the lawn was on fire, but i fixed it.

D) Text him!

a

[nolessthanseven]

Honey, do you really want to know?

[vanallen]

yes?????

[ A second later: ]

it was something stupid, wasn't it?

[nolessthanseven]

It was so dumb, it hurts to recount it.

[vanallen]

fuck.

tell me anyway.

[nolessthanseven]

You might have tried to pick a fight with a wall because it looked at you funny.

[vanallen]

you've gotta be kidding me. how many people saw that shit?

[nolessthanseven]

Way too many. There might be a video of it.

[vanallen]

god dammit. i was hoping i could make up some cool fucking story about fighting a shark or some shit.

[nolessthanseven]

You could, and everyone might go with it because of sheer ingenuity.

[vanallen]

it helps that i'm adorable :)

[nolessthanseven]

Yeah, they'll just want to take you home and cover you with kisses.

[vanallen]

i have nooooo fucking problem with that.

[nolessthanseven]

Of course not. But I don't think it's going to happen.

[vanallen]

what, you don't want to take me home and cover me with kisses? :)

[nolessthanseven]

Well, I might, but it wouldn't be because of some story about sharks.

[vanallen]

would it be because i'm fucking adorable?

[nolessthanseven]

I admit nothing.

[vanallen]

awwwwww. i think you're fucking adorable too <3

[nolessthanseven]

Thank you. I think everyone thinks that, but I appreciate it anyway. <3

[vanallen]

everyone?

[nolessthanseven]

Basically. Have you met me?