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[workingsock]

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme

one ➝ post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
two ➝ either post with a tfln or just wait for someone.

three ➝ respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.

four ➝ fun time for all!

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Magnus Bane | The Mortal Instruments | OTA

[highwarlock]

A) Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.

B) Can I please come dance to Destiny's Child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter.

C) You were right. It hurts to walk today.

D) No, you don't understand. He literately fucked me into a new hairstyle. Quite nice too.

E) Text him!

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[nolessthanseven]

No kidding. I warned you against trying that position, didn't I? But did you listen? Nope.

[highwarlock]

Life is too short to leave interesting positions untried, darling.

[nolessthanseven]

Then you're just going to have to deal with the fact that walking hurts.

[highwarlock]

I don't 'just deal' with things well. I'm required to be exasperated and melodramatic.

[nolessthanseven]

You're such a baby, seriously.

[highwarlock]

I am not. You're not the one who can't take half a step without grimacing. My clients keep looking at me oddly.

[nolessthanseven]

Maybe you shouldn't take clients the day after having raucous sex.

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[highwarlock]

Maybe I don't have a choice because it's my job.

[highwarlock]

Maybe I should learn to take days off.

[nolessthanseven]

I think that might be a plan. Are you capable of learning life lessons?

[highwarlock]

No.

I live a very long life, it takes a while.

[nolessthanseven]

That's what I thought.

You're such a special snowflake.

[highwarlock]

I know. Being me is so suffering sometimes.

[nolessthanseven]

Oh, I'll bet. An absolute tragedy. All of those wasted years.

[highwarlock]

Oh, you don't know the half of it, darling. I once wasted two entire decades on a faerie who was having constant affairs. He was cute and talented with his fingers and I let him play me with his creative words. I hate faeries. Have I ever mentioned that?

Also whiskey is making it far less painful to walk.

[nolessthanseven]

You have definitely mentioned that, and I can't say I'm all that surprised about the whiskey. It also makes you really chatty. I'm proud of you for making it through all that with punctuation, though.

[highwarlock]

I am a graceful and articulate drunk, thank you very much. Also chatty. Very chatty. You're lucky I'm texting you instead of actually talking to you. I would be even more chatty if it didn't take 25% more concentration to keep my thumbs from hitting the wrong keys.

[nolessthanseven]

If you try calling me now, I'm just going to hang up. You should never give yourself away like that, Bane.