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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.the dealio.

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Derek Hale | Teen Wolf

[trisket]

Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.

[voluntaryapnea]

If I'd known you guys were having a sleepover, I could have warned you of that. Also. How did you manage to get him drunk?

[trisket]

Werewolf secret. Come pick him up and get him home.

[voluntaryapnea]

I'm sorry, does my jeep have the words Werewolf Taxi Service painted on it somewhere?

[trisket]

He's your best friend. You should be the one giving him a ride. I have to deal with fire damage.

[voluntaryapnea]

Fine, fine. I'll come pick Scott up.

[trisket]

Thank you, Stiles.

[mccallmemaybe]

I'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me but I'm sorry again. Really sorry. I know how you don't like flames.

[trisket]

You're helping me fix it.

[mccallmemaybe]

Of course! I was gonna offer anyway. I can totally pay the damages, just give me a month or two and I'll get the money from work.

[trisket]

I don't want your money. Just help fix it.

[mccallmemaybe]

Ok. I will. I promise.

We're okay, right? You don't just want me to come back to the loft so you can kill me?

[trisket]

I'm not going to kill you.

Not over this.

[lydiascreams]

Good thing both of you have good reflexes? Or you did at the time, anyway.

[trisket]

He's appropriately apologetic. Come get him.

[lydiascreams]

What? Me? Where's Stiles? They're responsible for each other.

[trisket]

He's not answering his texts.

[lydiascreams]

... How likely is he to get sick in my car?

[trisket]

He's passed out. If you get here quick enough he'll stay passed out and you can just push him out in front of his house.

[freaking]

i told him not to go too hard on that wolfsbane moonshine. good to know it worked, though!

[trisket]

Come get him.

[freaking]

you're kicking him out over some extra crispy bacon? harsh, dude.

[trisket]

I have to replace cabinets and counter tops. Come get him. He's your best friend.

[freaking]

damn, that bad?

he's okay, right?

[trisket]

It was a grease fire. It's that bad.

He's passed out on my couch.