FISH

[appliances]

THIS MEME IS ABOUT FISH
and fish accessories

you are very suddenly in the middle of some intense fishing, how do you feel about that?
( alternatively, you could go to the aquarium or do something else involving fish (total carp's centerfold for example), but that's up to you )

Comments

HEINE ⋙ DOGS

[shooteverything]

[altruism]

[ GUESS WHO IS EVEN WEARING THE STUPID FISHER'S HAT AND HAS THE FISHER'S JACKET. this guy. that's right. he really likes this. ]

[shooteverything]

[ he is so embarrassed to be seen with you. wow. heine's fishing pole is sort of sideways over his knees, because why are they doing this... ]

[altruism]

[ doesn't even notice!! this was someone else's idea, but he researched how to do fish and everything. EXCITEDLY DETERMINED STARING AT THE WATER WHILE HE WAITS FOR A CATCH. ]

[shooteverything]

[ what a dork. who even researches fishing? apparently, quatre. letting go of the fishing pole so he can lean back on his hands and stare at the sky. ]

[altruism]

[ that is probably comfortable, until there is a pull on quatre's line; he jumps with the excitement of a five year old and hits heine in his arm like all his movement hasn't gotten any attention. ]

I got something!

[ REEL 'ER IN. ]

[shooteverything]

Great.

[ really great. so great that he doesn't even look over. ]

[altruism]

[ REELING AND REELING AND REELING AND REELING —

...that's a really small fish. :I ]

[shooteverything]

[ finally looks over and snorts. HE CAN'T HELP IT, he's an asshole. ]

[altruism]

[ WELL, HE STILL CAUGHT SOMETHING. quatre unhooks the fish and lets it go into the water. he...doesn't want to these fish. god knows what chemicals is in this water. ]

[shooteverything]

[ congratulations... ]

You're probably not going to get anything else.

[altruism]

[ putting bait on his hook. ]

You aren't even trying.

[shooteverything]

No, I'm not.

[ how not to be nice: heine does it. ]

[altruism]

If you did...

[ you'd catch smth. ]

[shooteverything]

I'm not.

[ lying down now... ]

[altruism]

[ CASTING HIS LINE OUT. fine, he will fish, and he will have a good time!!! ]

[shooteverything]

[ OKAY, YOU DO THAT, QUATRE. heine's closing his eyes for a bit. the fishing pole is rolling off his knees, though. ]

[altruism]

— Heine!

[ reaching for the pole. IT'S GONNA FALL IN THE WATER. ]

[shooteverything]

[ — what? oh.

SITTING UP. kind of late, though. ]

[altruism]

[ which knocks quatre and he drops his pole. TOO LATE, THEY'RE BOTH GONE. shit fuck damn ]

[shooteverything]

[ O...OPS. ]

...do you still want that?

[altruism]

Want what, my fishing rod?

[shooteverything]

I guess.

[ staring down into the water. ]

[altruism]

Why wouldn't I want it!

[ LMAO HE WAS REALLY EXCITED TO FISH HOW COULD HEINE RUIN IT IN A SPAN OF FIVE MINUTES GOD HEINE ]

[shooteverything]

All right, fuck —

[ BECAUSE HE'S HEINE OKAY HE'S PRETTY STUPID ]