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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.the dealio.

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Mary Morstan (or Watson) | Sherlock (BBC)

[marywatson]

1: We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vodka and comparing nipples. I have never been so comfortable in my life.

2: When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.

3: At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think he knows how sexting works.

2.

[glassesbrat]

No thank you.

[marywatson]

Your loss, but kudos for being polite this time.

[glassesbrat]

Is that really so rare?

[marywatson]

I've seen how you treat Sherlock...

[glassesbrat]

What do you mean? I do everything he tells me to.

[ Unless it involves 'wait here/don't move until I get back or any other variable of the same. ]

[marywatson]

Everything???

[glassesbrat]

[ ... ]

Usually?

[marywatson]

"Occasionally" more like.

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[theonewhocounted]

Well that's good.

[Molly isn't sure how else to respond to that. She had just been wondering how married life was so far. She guesses it's good.]

Hope John's the only one doing the shots though.

[marywatson]

Is there some reason Sherlock can't have shots too?

[What? She never said how many people were in the tub.]

[theonewhocounted]

[There's a pretty extensive pause as Molly tries to sort out that text.]

Sorry. Is Sherlock in the tub with you too?

[She isn't actually sure she wants to know the answer to that.]

[marywatson]

Would it be a problem if he was?

[theonewhocounted]

Well, you're all adults I suppose, so no. It's a bit odd maybe.

[She wasn't aware that it was like that with them. Sherlock seemed to like Mary, she supposed. She just...didn't think like that. And with John too?]

[marywatson]

Not that odd. They're both pissed and I needed a bath. They were very insistent in joining me. Tomorrow is going to be awkward as hell.

[theonewhocounted]

[She is definitely frowning down at her phone now.]

You're not doing anything are you?

[She is trying not to picture it but failing spectacularly. And maybe there's a small feeling of jealousy there. To not be in a tub with naked pissed Sherlock. Doesn't seem fair when Mary already has a bloke.]

[marywatson]

I said, eating pizza and comparing nipples, though the later was suggested as an 'experiment' by Mr Nibs.

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[acclimatize]

Probably because Sherlock doesn't do sexting.

Options, take your pick again (because both popped in my head at the same time)

[marywatson]

A: Who said I was talking about Sherlock?

B: It's for a case, he claims, you'd think he'd put a little more effort into it.

B (cuz i like the ot3 angle)

[acclimatize]

That's because it's not for a case.

[marywatson]

[Mary smiles reading John's reply. This would have been more difficult in person, she thinks.]

You're getting better. What gave me away?

[acclimatize]

Because even I know his "this is for a case" reasons are complete bollocks half the time.

[marywatson]

And you're not upset that your best friend is attempting sexting with your wife?

[Mary always thought John was a bit more vanilla than that. Oh, she's certain he's experimented with both genders, but experiments isn't the same as... interested in long-term prospects.]

[acclimatize]

Not really. Not when I know his "attempts" are just that.

[marywatson]

We could help him improve... together.