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The Seven Minutes in Heaven Meme


The Rules:
1. Comment with your character name/fandom/prefs in the subject line
2. Comment around, you're now trapped in a closet and must kiss whoever you're trapped with! It can be just a simple kiss on the cheek or something a little...more. It just has to last for at least 7 comments each!
3. You don't have to start right away. Build things up! It's more fun that way.
4. ???????
5. Profit~

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Steve Rogers/Captain America | MCU | OTA

[captain_asthmatic]

[I need a little cute after all this post Cap 2 angstfest]

Cute here we go!

[markonmysoul]

[Oh god. This was Steve Rogers, Captain America. What the hell why is he so handsome? Seriously? The magazines didn't even do him justice and that was really upsetting Dean cause he strode in there thinking he was going to own that closet but then Steve FRICKIN Rogers walks in and Dean is just sort of gaping at that guy. He's like a fish, mouth opening an closing uselessly as he stares at the incredibly handsome hero before him.]

HAHA Oh no too much hot American manliness for one closet to contain. Literally and figuratively

[captain_asthmatic]

[Sorry, Dean, Steve doesn't walk in Hunter circles - in fact, there are a lot of things going down in this world that he's still unaware of if they share the same universe - so he's got no idea who you are.

The door closes and they're plunged into darkness, though Steve can actually still see that fish out of water routine you're doing.

He's a bit uncertain at being locked in a closet with another fella. But, the expectations were clear. He's got his mission, and it's not like he would be in here if he didn't agree to it. It's not like he can get drunk and use that an an excuse.

But he's first going to take pity on the poor man shoved in here with him. So he sticks out a hand, grabs Dean's and gives it a firm pump]

Hi there, nice to meet you. Steve Rogers.

There's too much hotness happening here. The moment they kiss the worlds gonna implode.

[markonmysoul]

[It's all good, Steve. Lot's of people don't know about the dark seedy underbelly of this world that Dean Winchester works in. Those monsters that go bump in the night actually do exist, so watch out.

Oh god, he can see that? Fuck. Dean shakes his head, snapping out of the trace and clears his throat, scratching at his own five o'clock shadow.

Dean doesn't even know how he got in here in the first place. Oh yeah he did, he was hitting up some red headed hottie and was hoping she'd get stuck in there with him... but this? This is good.

Whoah, strong grip. Dean squeezes back, giving it a shake as he stands to meet his level.]

Cap. My name's Dean. Dean Winchester. Good to meet you too.

I've realized that this crossover is needed for the world to exist

[captain_asthmatic]

[Uh huh, so the guy does know who he is. He doesn't sound surprised or upset, so the gaping isn't because they're both men, but that other reason that keeps happening around Steve.]

Dean, then. Call me Steve. [He lets go, leaning back against the door, and runs a hand across the back of his neck] Sorry about this, by the way. I saw you talking to my friend. I'm pretty sure she's decided that since setting me up with girls isn't working out so well, she's going for a different approach.

it'd be the best world evah.

[markonmysoul]

[Hard not to. Seems like Captain America's face is plastered across every news stand, especially here in Washington DC. In fact Dean had just happened to be at the Smithsonian earlier that day reading about Captain America's victories during World War Two.]

Steve. Right. Got it.

[As Steve backs up against the door Dean shrugs, giving a grin.]

It's no problem, man. Being stuck in here with her would of been fun but meeting you is just as awesome. [And now he's gonna out right smile brightly, raising a brow.] She tryin' to play match maker? Alright. And what do you think of her new method?

[captain_asthmatic]

Um. [And Captain America will just go ahead and blush, thankful that Dean probably can't see it. He's been so focused on assuming that the man in the closet with him will be upset by the prospect, that it never occurred to him that Dean might like men anyway. But now he's rapidly coming to that conclusion.

It's not like he's got a problem with this idea. He knows it is looked down upon, particularly in his time, but that always struck him as very stupid. He just never considered how he might feel about the idea of kissing a boy. Like, how does it work, exactly?

After a moment, he finds some words that don't involve stammering.] I think it's a bit aggressive. I usually like to go for dinner first, or something, before I steal a kiss.

[markonmysoul]

[Is he blushing? Shit. It's too dark to tell. Steve does look nervous though and that totally tickles Dean's amusement. Dean's not going to go storming down 5th Avenue with a rainbow flag or anything but who the hell would be dumb enough to pass up the chance to make out with Captain America? I mean look at him. He's gorgeous.

That's very progressive of you, Cap. Well done. And you just kiss like you'd kiss a girl. The lines are a little sharper, s'all. And sometimes there's a burn from the scruff (which Dean kinda secretly loves, btw.)

The hunter looks amused, stepping a little closer as he tilts his head to the side. Omg what a precious little gentleman.]

You could always buy me dinner afterward, Steve.

[captain_asthmatic]

[Oh yeah, okay, Dean Winchester is clearly giving off the gaydar now, though Steve's is probably a little miscalibrated. He takes a breath and pushes off the door a couple of inches, meeting him halfway, and lifting a hand to touch his cheek, brushing along that stubble with a thumb. He's a hell of a romantic, and this is not going to be some rushed handsy makeout session in a closet if he can avoid it.

The offer makes him smile]

Don't say that if you don't mean it, Dean. I know a nice place. Real nice, almost swanky, but they don't make you wear a tie.

[markonmysoul]

[Should he be blasting Abba ? Would that help? A rush of adrenalin shoots through him when Steve steps closer and Dean can't help but lean in to the touch of Steve's hand. Damn it, that's totally a weak spot for him. Dean closes his eyes, smiling all content and cat like at he touch.

What's your beef with rushed handsy make out sessions? Those can totally be hot. Hater.]

Good thing cause all my ties look like shit. You gonna bring me flowers too, big guy?

[captain_asthmatic]

[Nope, he likes slow and sweet and also he's a hundred year old virgin, okay. Give him a break.]

We're both fellas here. I'll pay for dinner, you bring me flowers. [His fingers slide to the back of Dean's head and he tilts his own head slightly, bringing their lips together.

Oh god, he hopes Natasha wasn't kidding when she said he's an okay kisser.

He could actually use a little practice, though, and Dean can probably tell]

[markonmysoul]

[You give Dean a chance and he's going to break that virginity streak. It'll be like fireworks on the forth of July. Promise.

With a soft laugh Dean opens his eyes, those bright jades looking in to blue through the darkness.]

Sounds fair. I'll even drive us. You can meet my baby, she's the best car on the planet. [A hum of satisfaction curls up through Dean's through as he feels those fingers slide back through his hair and next thing you know their lips are touching.

Wow. Oh god. He was kissing Captain America. Total nerd boner rn. Dean's running his hands up those muscled arms (Holy shit he is SO BUFF) and crossing them back behind Steve's neck so he can pull the other closer. And when he does he's gonna kiss Steve a little deeper, a slight hint of tongue so as to not scare the blond super soldier off.]

[captain_asthmatic]

[Oh...

Steve might need a little education, but Dean definitely knows how to kiss. It's like there's a spark that jumped from that little press of tongue and lit up the inside of Steve's brain.

He gives a soft groan, and wraps his other arm around Dean's waist. He's always careful with his strength, even right now, but there's a hunger as the kiss deepens, and he dutifully copies what Dean did with his tongue, eager to learn and please.

[cheeseburgermarvel]

[I can make Carol do cute. So much angst for poor Cap in that movie...]

[This was definitely the most bizarre party that Carol has been to a long time. Possibly ever. She had barely processed the thought that they were all about to play Seven Minutes in Heaven before being pushed into the closet. Ah well. Things had been a little crazy in the world, so maybe they all deserved to unwind.

She leans against the closet wall while she waits for someone to join her. At the very least she'd get a nice conversation out of the game.]

[captain_asthmatic]

[Oooh, this is nifty. I'll have Cap have heard about her for sure, especially given he's been working for SHIELD for a few years now, but they haven't met before, I'm thinking, just to make the CR easier]

[This is all Natasha's fault. Steve also did not realize that he was getting roped into this game, until suddenly his name's being passed around and his partner's taking him firmly by the elbow and steering him into the closet with a woman who looks pretty familiar, but whose name he can't quite place in the instant before everything gets dark.

The door slams shut and he presses back against it, giving her as much space as the tiny closet will allow. Well, shucks. This is awkward.]

Ah, nice to meet you, ma'am.

[cheeseburgermarvel]

[That sounds good to me!]

[Carol notices that it's Captain America himself who is unceremoniously shoved into the closet with her, but she waits until it's dark to raise her eyebrows in surprise.]

Nice to meet you, but please, call me Carol.

[captain_asthmatic]

Hi Carol, I'm Steve. [He is sort of standing at attention, sort of wondering if he should just open the door.] So... [And then it clicks] Carol? Captain Marvel Carol?

[cheeseburgermarvel]

Yes! [Okay, so maybe she said that a little too excitedly. But she didn't think that any of the Avengers had heard of her. Carol is beaming now and steps away from the wall.] Yes, that's me.

[captain_asthmatic]

[Yeah, he's been briefed. He smiles at her enthusiasm] Well, double nice to meet you, but-- [Now back to the awkward gentlemanly thing] They're saying I'm supposed to kiss you. Which I'm just wanting to make sure you're okay with.

[cheeseburgermarvel]

[She gives him a shrug and then realizes that he can't see her in the dark.] Technically you don't have to. Nobody would know if you didn't. [Carol clears her throat.] But, yes, I am okay with it if you still wanted to.

[captain_asthmatic]

It's not that I don't want to. [He might have said that a little fast] You're a real pretty dame -- I mean, a nice looking woman, and all. [He pauses, and looks down, realizing that he's making a fool of himself] Sorry. This kind of thing is just not normally my style.

[cheeseburgermarvel]

[Carol tries to hide a smile as he backtracks on his words.] No, I get what you mean. First kisses are usually better after a date and when you know something more about the person than their first name and superhero alias.

[captain_asthmatic]

Yeah...that's what I figure. [He smiles, straightening his shoulders] But everyone says I'm way too serious, so maybe a game is just what I need. Right?

[cheeseburgermarvel]

That's sound logic, Steve. Very hard to argue to with. [Plus neither of the captains would hear the end of it if they had just stood in there for 7 minutes talking. Carol takes another step forward and is now decidedly in his personal space.]

[captain_asthmatic]

[He smiles, though a bit shyly, and reaches out, puts a hand on her arm almost tentatively, and tilts his head downwards.] I'm glad you think so, Carol.