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[cantsockthis]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.the dealio.

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erica reyes || teen wolf

[transvorto]

If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.

[voluntaryapnea]

That could possibly encourage them to do it more often.

Just saying.

[transvorto]

Okay, Batman, then what should I do?

I could always tear out their throats, if that sounds like a better idea.

[voluntaryapnea]

Violence is rarely the best solution, Catwoman.

I can write you an affidavit that says they are violating a noise ordinance. You can post it on their door when they're not home.

[transvorto]

You're willing to do that?

Won't you get in trouble with your dad or something?

[voluntaryapnea]

Yep.

He'll never know it was me!

[transvorto]

Then I'll accept your help.

And maybe you'll get a reward out of it. ;)

[voluntaryapnea]

Cool. See? I can be useful.

Oh. Um. What kind of reward?

[transvorto]

I see that.

You choose.

[lydiascreams]

I had no respect for you before. That has just changed.

[transvorto]

I don't know whether I'm happy or not to have your sympathy.

[lydiascreams]

I can't tell you how to feel. But I can suggest headphones.

Because if they are loud, they probably won't change any time soon.

And actually, the ball-gag won't muffle the sounds much at all. Duct tape is cheaper and does a better job. :)

[transvorto]

Werewolves. Enhanced hearing. Headphones aren't going to help much, but I'll put it down in my suggestion box.

Also the fact that you know this really gives me an idea on what kind of kinky shit you're into.

[lydiascreams]

I could scream into your ears until they are ringing and you can't hear anything for a while? ;)

Oh, honey. You have no idea what I'm into. Or maybe I just read a lot! ^^

[transvorto]

No thanks.

[ she's not stupid ]

Pretty sure you had you've experienced plenty. I mean, you were dating the captain of the lacrosse team.

[lydiascreams]

[She's going to pretend you didn't upset her by bringing up Jackson, Erica.]

Yes. I was. And there might have been some exploring involved. And then I was with a werewolf. But why the sudden interest in my sex life?

[transvorto]

[ pretend all you want, she's able to read irritability (even through text) easily ]

Oh you just proved enough that you've done plenty of exploring.

Maybe it's you I'm hearing and not actually my neighbors. Hm.

[lydiascreams]

It's not something I'm ashamed of, sweetheart. I'm actually pretty proud of my abilities.

Hm, maybe. What can I say? I'm a screamer. ;)