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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.the dealio.

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[voluntaryapnea]

I'm not missing, I'm at your house. With your keys. I don't know why I have your keys. And I think I'm wearing your shoes.

...why did we swap shoes?

[onetruealphatorulethemall]

Dude Im at your house... Why do you have my keys?

[voluntaryapnea]

I have no idea! Why are you at my house? Why am I at YOUR house?

[onetruealphatorulethemall]

IDK!

I think this is probably the weirdest thing that's ever happened to us...

[voluntaryapnea]

And considering the things that have happened to us, that's kind of unsettling.

[onetruealphatorulethemall]

I think it's BECAUSE all the crap thats happened to us that makes this so weird.

So where should we meet up?

[voluntaryapnea]

Maybe it's because of all the crap that's happened to us that makes us literally forget how we swapped shoes and ended up at each other's houses.

...halfway between our houses?

[onetruealphatorulethemall]

Ya the whole shoe thing still has me lost.

On my way now.

[voluntaryapnea]

You and me both, buddy. You and me both.

Me too.