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cantsockthis (
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tfln
TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.
the dealio
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voluntaryapnea
2014-04-05 05:38 am (UTC)
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a) why are you texting me
b) what
c) why are you texting me
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sassiopath
2014-04-05 05:40 am (UTC)
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Axe. That horrible cologne. It's highly flammable. Not surprising.
Who is this?
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voluntaryapnea
2014-04-05 05:46 am (UTC)
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Uh, yeah. It has alcohol in it. Alcohol is flammable.
Stiles.
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sassiopath
2014-04-05 05:48 am (UTC)
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Imagine being around that, in a club, when you have a wolf's senses. Just try.
Huh. Why do I have your number?
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voluntaryapnea
2014-04-05 05:52 am (UTC)
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I don't know whether to be more disturbed that we're having this conversation at all or that you were in a club.
I'm blaming Derek.
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sassiopath
2014-04-05 05:54 am (UTC)
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Is it so hard to believe I have a life of my own? Without teenagers and my nephew in it?
I think we agree on something.
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voluntaryapnea
2014-04-05 05:59 am (UTC)
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Nope, but I just didn't picture it involved clubs. You don't seem like the club type. Like...at all. In any possible way.
I'd make a joke about hell freezing over but that's so cliche.
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sassiopath
2014-04-05 06:02 am (UTC)
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Let's just say that six years ago it wasn't an alligator shirt and frat boys kind of a club. Also, you know nothing about me.
We agreed once before, you probably don't want to admit it though.
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voluntaryapnea
2014-04-05 06:04 am (UTC)
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Uh. Literally don't know what to say to that.
I think my memory must be failing me. What did we agree on before?
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sassiopath
2014-04-05 06:15 am (UTC)
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Why? It was a neighborhood bar. What did you think it was?
That you would have been a better choice.
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voluntaryapnea
2014-04-05 06:18 am (UTC)
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Read back to what you texted and tell me what you think I thought.
...I really don't remember ever agreeing to that. At all. Ever. When did this happen?
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sassiopath
2014-04-05 06:22 am (UTC)
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Okay... I get I came off as the pyro when I was an innocent bystander. Wait, you thought I meant the Jungle, didn't you? Really?
Heartbeat, Stiles.
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voluntaryapnea
2014-04-05 06:24 am (UTC)
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Hey, if you were at the Jungle, that's totally your business and none of mine.
And that could have been because I was slightly
terrified
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sassiopath
2014-04-05 06:31 am (UTC)
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I wasn't.
Not the same sound, Stiles. Not even close.
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voluntaryapnea
2014-04-05 06:34 am (UTC)
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Well, I had my experience with being a canine now and I'm really, really over it. So.
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sassiopath
2014-04-05 07:02 am (UTC)
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technically that wasn't canine
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voluntaryapnea
2014-04-05 07:08 am (UTC)
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They both belong to the family Canidae.
Unless you're referring to the demonic part of the whole thing, which admittedly is the much more disturbing part of the whole situation.
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b) what
c) why are you texting me
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Who is this?
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Stiles.
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Huh. Why do I have your number?
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I'm blaming Derek.
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I think we agree on something.
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I'd make a joke about hell freezing over but that's so cliche.
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We agreed once before, you probably don't want to admit it though.
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I think my memory must be failing me. What did we agree on before?
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That you would have been a better choice.
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...I really don't remember ever agreeing to that. At all. Ever. When did this happen?
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Heartbeat, Stiles.
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And that could have been because I was slightly terrified at the time.
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Not the same sound, Stiles. Not even close.
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Unless you're referring to the demonic part of the whole thing, which admittedly is the much more disturbing part of the whole situation.