DATE AUCTIONING INTENSIFIES

[memeswearhouse]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Thursday March 27th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

heh... heh...

[memlost]

Psst. Lucina!

[falchionable]

Oh, Morgan! [ Oops, too loud there, so she leans in to whisper back. ] What is it?

[memlost]

[ whisper whisper sibling huddle ] I got 350 gold off the guy with the jetpack. Take it and fight the good fight!

[falchionable]

[ SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A JETPACK IS, let alone who this guy with the jetpack is, but good Morgan, best bro!! And here she was thinking she'd have to pawn off her tiara if the bidding got too high... ]

Well! How generous of him to offer you so much. With that much money, we could even afford those bedding sets I saw the other day -- the ones printed with Father's face. And perhaps a matching set with Mother's, too!

[ There's definitely a slice of pie with Morgan's name on it. ]

[memlost]

[ oh

well fuck the auction then ]

No joke?! Let's go right after this. There's no telling whose mitts could be lying on the last of those nobly visaged linens right this second!

[falchionable]

Yes, my thoughts exactly. I shudder to think of what a grievous loss it would be if some seasoned hoarders were to get their greedy fingers on father's image.

[ But patience, grasshopper. Those 1200 thread count sheets will be theirs soon enough. Lucina will strike down anyone in their way. This "jetpack" toting stranger will have to go -- er, lose. And soon. ]

How much do you suppose we'll have to bid in order to ensure victory?

[memlost]

If you want my opinion, I think defeat is the path to victory this time. Did you see that jetpack?! You can fly with it, Lucina. FLY! If that's the winning bid, there's no way we'll lose out!

[falchionable]

[ Oh. Well. Brilliant! As it is, Robin has everything under control anyway, so... technically, someone's still has Yarne's back. No promises broken here.

MORE IMPORTANTLY: ]

But could it carry the both of us?

[memlost]

Now that you mention it, it looked like there was only room enough for one. Nuts, I hadn't thought of that... I suppose we could fashion a basket of some sort.

[ Worth the effort for parent-faced bedsheets. ]

[falchionable]

[ Blast. ]

It'll have to be rather sizable. You're taller than me now, after all.

[memlost]

[ It will have to be their slowass legs carrying them. Shame... ]

I don't remember ever being shorter! Heh, that must've been strange.

[falchionable]

[ No, their legs are too slow... Morgan, this is an emergency don't you understand ]

Not at all, it was quite natural. You were adorable.

[memlost]

[ Fetch a second seal and he'll go wyvern lord, stat ]

Then sadly, my adorable days are over. Not that I'm complaining. The view is pretty good from up here!

[falchionable]

[ What do you mean fetch who's the younger brother here ]

Well, I suppose if you keep looking up like that, the view is bound to be unique. [ She gives him a fond smile. ] You'll always be my adorable little brother, Morgan, and I'm eternally glad of that.

stares dramatically into sky

[memlost]

[ you can use the convoy as an excuse to be around dad ]

Aww, Lucina. I'm glad you're glad. And I'm glad for me too, of course! I bet I had the best sister on the block, growing up. I just wish I could remember it...

[ How completely his sister crushed all those other chump sisters... ]

laughs but also sighs!!!

[falchionable]

[ in that case, get your butt ready to forget all things tactician-y ]

No, I think it was I who had the better sibling. If not for you, I... [ Well. ] Perhaps I could share some of my memories of us together?

[ The good ones anyway. ]

[dueltails]

[ THAT'S 350 GOLD YOU COULD BE GIVING TO ME WHAT THE-?! ]

[memlost]

[ o he sees you there ]

Hey there, Severa! Are you bidding on Yarne too?

[dueltails]

[ PAY WHAT YOU OWE. ]

Gods, to think you'd expect me to be involved in this!

[memlost]

Ha ha, you kidder. This is a Shepherd affair now. Of course you're involved! If we pool all of what we have together, maybe we can beat out the jetpack!

[dueltails]

Or we could get together to get me a nice birthday gift a couple months late.

[memlost]

[ hmmmm ]

Your gift can be the continued warmth and presence of your good pal Yarne...?

[dueltails]

[ That idea he's trying to sell her?

Yeah, guess who isn't buying it? ]

hi

[falchionable]

[ suddenly Lucina, who's probably been here all along oops ]

Right! What a wonderful gift. [ SHE BUYS IT ]

[memlost]

[ YEAH BACK HIM UP, SIS ]

Yeah! And when it gets really cold and breezy and you've left your cloak in your tent, he can be your emergency coat! Who can resist giant bunny cuddles, am I right?