Sexting meme

[mykingdom]

the sexting meme. Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank comment with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

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Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf | OTA

[voluntaryapnea]

Pick one! Or both if you really hate him. And her.

[lydiascreams]

1) Home alone. In bed. No clothes. You have 30 seconds.

2) http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcz4c7hDEa1rtzlzf.gif

Both lmao

[voluntaryapnea]

...I don't think you meant to send this to me? Holy crap, Lydia. Are you trying to give me an actual heart atta

I knew it! ><.

[lydiascreams]

[ Delayed, after lots of facepalming and trying to uselessly erase the texts. ]

Nope. Apparently my phone decided to mess up my texts. Just forget you saw

[voluntaryapnea]

Yeah, I figured. Oh my god.

[lydiascreams]

Just do me a favor and delete that. I swear to God if I find that picture anywhere I'll

[voluntaryapnea]

Already done. Not that it'll be leaving my brain anytime soon. Dammit Lydia I'm trying to get over you and that just

[lydiascreams]

Thanks. And if you can just forget about this, that'd be great.

[voluntaryapnea]

Yeah, right. Are you kiddin Of course. It's not like I'll be laying here all night thinking about it or anything.

[lydiascreams]

GDI Stiles

Fine, then think about it. I guess I can understand being unable to forget it.

[voluntaryapnea]

Thanks for the permission to do something I have literally no control over anyway.

[lydiascreams]

Just keep it to yourself.

[voluntaryapnea]

I can't really beam visual images to other people. For the record.

Misfire, go!

[moonbitten]

I want you to ride me like a dirty cowgirl

BRB Dying

[voluntaryapnea]

It isn't April Fool's Day, dude.

[moonbitten]

OMG! Stiles kjasdfjsdklg.

Gah I messed up so bad.

Sorry dude, sorry!

FML, just let me die in a hole now.

[voluntaryapnea]

Hey it could've been worse. There could have been pictures.

Please don't die in a hole. Thanks.

[moonbitten]

I got some class dude.

But I wanna! Never been so embarrassed like ever. I'm never sexting ever again.

[voluntaryapnea]

Lydia sent me Some is the operative word.

At least it's just me and not like, Derek, right?

[moonbitten]

OMG, how'd she mix your and Jackson's name up?

Dude, don't go there. The glare and the disapproving eyebrows would kill me.

[voluntaryapnea]

Probably would have happened by now. Although if you sent him a text telling him you wanted him to ride you like a cowgirl he might kill you with his claws.

[moonbitten]

I don't want to think about it. But maybe he would have laughed? He's pretty mellowed out nowadays. And he's pack.

[voluntaryapnea]

Which is kind of weird, tbh.

[moonbitten]

Yeah... I wonder what happened? Maybe he likes it better as an Beta.

[voluntaryapnea]

Probably because there's less pressure.