The Horrible Pick-Up Line Meme

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The [Horrible] Pick Up Line Meme So there's that guy/girl/whatever you've been eyeing this entire time. And now you've finally gotten the courage to go up to them and actually talk like a normal person instead of being a huge creeper. However, all you can think of are pick up lines. Horrible ones at that. Good luck with that, buddy, 'cause you're on your own.

how to do

1. Post with a character putting name and fandom in the subject
2. Hit up other people's characters with horrible pick up lines ("Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?", etc)
3. Character reactions can be either:
   • WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON??????
   • /equally horrible pick up line
   or whatever the player feels up to doing.
4. If you are out of ideas check this site out
5. All else fails, JUST HAVE FUN.

 

Originally by mememaker

Comments

Loki Laufeyson | MCU | OTA

[possiblymad]

[searches_forhim]

See my friend over there? She wants to know if you think I'm cute.

[possiblymad]

Cute? Don't be absurd.

[A beat, followed by the workings of a charming smile.]

'Cute' is what one calls a child or a pet. I believe 'stunning' is a more apt descriptor befitting of an angel such as yourself. Which leads me to ask, are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here. [/Silver-Tongued Devil]

[searches_forhim]

Wow, that is a good one. I should have said something like that, considering you came from the sky.

[She smiled, rather enjoying having some light-hearted banter with him. She's a bit surprised, considering how hard she'd slapped him the first time they met face to face.]

I suppose this is where you say something about how you can take me to heaven?

[possiblymad]

As to be expected, hindsight is clearer than foresight.

[Oh, please. Thor hits harder and more frequently. Or so he would say if the concern was ever voiced.]

I could, yes. But where is the fun in saying the expected? Is it not far more effective when you're swept off your feet by the unexpected? More memorable, as well.

[He's a charmer, that should come as absolutely zero shock to anyone. And he can be civil when he has no direct goal in sight.]

[searches_forhim]

[Jane smiles and shakes her head. Someone so twisted on the inside, from what she's gleaned from their experiences together, should not be able to make her smile this easily.]

You don't prefer the direct approach - literally sweeping a woman off her feet?

[not_like_the_rest]

You look like you're a mile tall. Does that go for your length too?

(ooc, forgive me i have no idea where that came from but it was funny in my head XD )

[possiblymad]

[OOC: Shhh, it was hilarious!]

I could answer, but one might call that boasting. Would you rather to see for yourself?

[not_like_the_rest]

I'd boast too if I had a body like yours. I think we could take this someplace else. You've clearly taken me to heaven already though.

(ooc, pff thank you. This is so ooc and i LOVE IT.)

[possiblymad]

[OOC: As is for Loki, but it's just so fun!]

Then a visit to a higher astral plane is in order, I think. But the destination isn't always the focus, it's the ride that brings you there.

[not_like_the_rest]

Then I'd love for you to be my guide.