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mari maya | samurai flamenco | ota

[idoling]

I swear there's a gravitational pull from my vagina to large groups of men in uniform.

[herositter]

What did you do?

[idoling]

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!

[ Have some faith in this super heroine, jeez! ]

I wanted to bring you some lunch earlier but I lost my way

but...

with the help of my "keen senses", it guided me right to your station.

WHERE ARE YOU? :(

[herositter]

Not there.

[ please leave him alone. not even going to bother asking what her "keen senses" is because it'll just encourage her more to be inappropriate ]

Thanks for the thought, though. Are you still there?

[idoling]

[ Leave him alone? As if. ]

Yeah, I haven't left yet.

You should give me directions to your apartment from here!

And make sure that you're appropriately dressed before my arrival. (´ ▽｀).。ｏ♡

[herositter]

[ HIS POOR COLLEAGUES.... ]

Go home, Mari. I'm still working.

No.

No.

[idoling]

But...

But...

I just wanted to thank you for all your hospitality with this meal I made...

Just.

For.

You!

I burnt myself and everything!

[ Don't be rude, she's suffering from first degree burn over here!! ]

[herositter]

Thanks and sorry about that. But it's not okay to have guests over at the station.

[idoling]

Then we can meet elsewhere if you're still working!

...

You're still in your patrol uniform, correct? ♥

[herositter]

Let me rephrase that. It's not okay to have guests over during work.


Obviously.

[idoling]

Well.

If you're not going to let me see you, how about if you just send me some pictures of yourself in that uniform.

It's the least you could do for making me come all the way out here for nothing.

[herositter]

[ wow how rude can you be ]

Didn't you say you come to bring me lunch?

[idoling]

[ Just call her queen rude, rudest of the rude. ]

Yeah... but you're not here for me to enjoy.

[ This was supposed to be a win-win situation here but you ruined it, Goto. ]

[herositter]

[ This wasn't even a win-win situation to begin with!! ]

I'm not an object to be 'enjoyed'.

[ ... She's never letting this go, is she. ]

We can meet some other time.

[idoling]

For your information, that was a mistake!

What I meant to say was, you're not here for me to enjoy your company.

[ nope. ]

Some other time? So like in an hour, right?

Because I'm not leaving this spot.

[herositter]

[ not even going to regard her correction because.. ]

I still have to clear some misunderstandings first over here.

But no. Not during work. Never during work.

[idoling]

What about your breaks then? Don't tell me you don't have breaks!

[herositter]

[ So stubborn... Well, she is bringing him lunch, isn't she? Goto's quite certain he will regret this, but ]

Alright, fine. But promise me you won't do anything funny.