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Sherlock Holmes | Sherlock (BBC)

[personal profile] consulting_freak 2014-03-15 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
i.

Have you ever just not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?

ii.

Hello, you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, Greenwich Mean Time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't. Call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.

iii.

I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
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theonewhocounted: (Default)

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[personal profile] theonewhocounted 2014-03-15 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Well never mind then. I guess you don't want to come see the curious body that came in.
consulting_freak: (Puncture wound)

[personal profile] consulting_freak 2014-03-15 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Can't unless you want to ship it to Melbourne.

[A short time later.]

How curious? Skype?
theonewhocounted: (working)

[personal profile] theonewhocounted 2014-03-15 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Why are you in Australia?

Body covered in honey but not found near source of honey. Still trying to determine cause of death.
consulting_freak: (Buccal Swab)

[personal profile] consulting_freak 2014-03-15 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Case.

Has the honey been filtered? Pasteurised?
consulting_freak: (Mass Spectrometry)

[personal profile] consulting_freak 2014-03-15 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
We know one thing about the murderer. They've got bad taste in honey.

So honey from a shop smeared all over a corpse. Any wounds? How did they die?
theonewhocounted: (Default)

[personal profile] theonewhocounted 2014-03-15 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
No wounds or bruising. We're still waiting for the toxicology results.

It was less like they were smeared and more like dipped. Full coverage. None in the lungs.
consulting_freak: (Psychopathy)

[personal profile] consulting_freak 2014-03-15 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Killed before being dipped then.

Double-check you estimated ToD. Honey's a natural preservative and it would likely decrease the rate of decay.
theonewhocounted: (hopeful)

[personal profile] theonewhocounted 2014-03-15 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll have them look into it.

Does Lestrade know you're away?
consulting_freak: (LASER)

[personal profile] consulting_freak 2014-03-16 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Should he? I've only been gone two days.

[And he'll probably be back in two more.]
theonewhocounted: (serious)

[personal profile] theonewhocounted 2014-03-16 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
This is his case. I assumed he'd want to get your insights.
consulting_freak: (Criminology)

[personal profile] consulting_freak 2014-03-16 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
That must be why he won't stop calling.

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acclimatize: (pic#7248605)

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[personal profile] acclimatize 2014-03-15 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I assure you, I can manage to feed myself. Even know how to use the toilet without being told to.
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consulting_freak: (Voiceprint)

[personal profile] consulting_freak 2014-03-15 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I don't know. You tend to run out of fuel much sooner than I do.

On second thought, I've been feeding you fine for years.
acclimatize: (Default)

[personal profile] acclimatize 2014-03-15 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Only because the truth is actually the opposite: I'm the one that's been feeding you.
consulting_freak: (Slippage)

[personal profile] consulting_freak 2014-03-15 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? I thought that half the time we go out to eat that you were the only one with a plate. Perhaps I've been mistaken this whole time.
acclimatize: (pic#6416194)

[personal profile] acclimatize 2014-03-15 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
You, sitting there, refusing to eat does not count as you "feeding" me.
consulting_freak: (Haemorrhage)

[personal profile] consulting_freak 2014-03-15 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Why not? I could hold the silverware next time if you'd like.
acclimatize: (pic#6560177)

[personal profile] acclimatize 2014-03-15 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I would not like.

I would like to see you eat when we go out.
consulting_freak: (Lie Detector)

[personal profile] consulting_freak 2014-03-15 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Then we should go out sometime when I'm not working.

[It really is that easy.]
acclimatize: (pic#7200614)

[personal profile] acclimatize 2014-03-15 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ John has a hard time believing it's that easy. ]

Which won't be anytime soon, then.

[ Not with the cases he has lined up and wants to stay busy. ]
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[personal profile] consulting_freak 2014-03-15 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
There's time for one meal between cases.

[He does have to consider fuelling up the transport sometimes.]
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[personal profile] acclimatize 2014-03-15 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Sherlock, you know the human body needs more than that. Especially the human brain.
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[personal profile] consulting_freak 2014-03-15 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Why do you think I make time for tea and coffee?

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