sexting meme ;

[broski]

the sexting meme. Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank comment with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

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[teenyoda]

Guess what I'm doing right now?

[Said the boyfriend texting his girlfriend while she was at work.]

[truesight]

Want me to literally guess? Umm. Teaching Hale how to sing. Can dragons sing? I don't know. What?

[ guess whose head so isn't in the right place for this. ..yet ]

[teenyoda]

Hale has nothing to do with what I'm doing right now. In my room. Naked.

[truesight]

[ w-hoa who made that plate so slippery that's just - damn thing made a run for it- right.. so not her fault.. ]

Are you just going to tell me about how naked you are instead of showing me? That's just selfish.

[teenyoda]

I wasn't planning on telling you about the nakedness right away. I was going to lead up to it and tell you about what my hand's doing instead.

[truesight]

[ holy hades- ]

Oh. Then by all means.

[teenyoda]

Well, you know that trail of hair you like so much? I'm playing with it. But I keep having the back of my hand brush against something that's woken up.

[truesight]

show me show me show me show me show me show me

[teenyoda]

But you're at work. Should I do that? ;)

[truesight]

it's slow here nobody will see except me
besides, jade's already threatened to hang up the picture of your junk you sent draco so really what's the worst that can happen
besides driving me crazy
which is the point here i know it is

[teenyoda]

Then clearly I have to show you, since you need a comparison picture of sleepy junk vs. very awake junk. Size ratio and all that. ;)

[And yes, he just sent her a picture of him holding his dick.]

[truesight]

like i don't already know......

[ aye carumba why is that so much hotter than it has any right to be. it's because his hand's in it too. it's impossible to not think about him jacking off now that she's seen that and maybe she's slipping into the kitchen now, mostly to hide her blush and perverted shame. yep. ]

iiiiii wish you were here

[teenyoda]

No way. I wish YOU were HERE. Right now... mmm... feels good, Rach. Not as good as you, though. I can pretend it's you.

[truesight]

pretend it's me.
umm that i'm sitting behind you, kissing that spot by your ear and slowly ( you have to go slowly, because i would ) jerking you off.

[teenyoda]

Your hand's softer. And smaller. Makes my dick look bigger. Gotta admit I love that.

[truesight]

i love how big you look in my hand too. and how big you feel when we're fucking, too.

okay i'm pretty sure everybody knows i'm dirty texting right now oops
my face is red i can feel it

[teenyoda]

How can you make TEXTING the word fucking sexy? God, I love when you say it. I want to right now. Fuck you, that is. From behind while you're wearing that skirt.

[truesight]

i don't know but it's hot when you type it too so i guess it's a double mystery

my plaid skirt? you really like that one, huh?

[teenyoda]

I love that skirt. I love how short it is. I love the idea of sitting you up on a counter and spreading your legs and eating you out while you wear it. Or bending you over after and sliding into you. Sooooooo hot.

[truesight]

[ he says "counter" and her brain goes to the counter that 's about four feet away and she literally whimpers

then coughs

hm what? oh, I'm fine ]

I love you but I also really despise your dirty mouth right now. ..Dirty fingers. Oh, and now I'm thinking about your fingers, great.

[teenyoda]

My dirty fingers are thinking of you. They're sliding over me and god, I want them to be in you right now. I want to lick you and suck you and

Fuck Rachel.

[truesight]

i'm coming home

you better wait for me

[teenyoda]

I don't know if I can. I'm soooooooooo hard.

[truesight]

stiles!!

stop touching yourself right now
hands up

[teenyoda]

Don't wanna. Wanna come. On you. In you.