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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.the deal.

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Makoto Naegi | Danganronpa

[luckedout]

1.) Last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chapstick... So when you wake up, you might wanna do something about that.

2.) You came drunk into my room at 3 am...and asked to do english homework together. Props for being a good student.

3.) Why is there a cactus in the microwave?

4.) A text from you to him?

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[soggy_donut]

no worries i have my ways ok it'll be a-ok

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[luckedout]

But why is it even there? For a science project?

[soggy_donut]

THERE WAS NO WHERE ElsE TO PUT IT

also why would i have a science project w/ cactuses included.
ur dumb

[luckedout]

Why not put it on the counter nearby? I don't think anyone could accidentally explode it there.

Hey, I was just trying to guess! 8(

[soggy_donut]

of course leave of to a protag to do things the old fashioned way.

counters are 4 squares I thought I told u this
god

[luckedout]

Protag? Okay, you've lost me. I think.

Asahina-san, on a scale of 1 to 10, how out of it are you right now?

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[practicenotrequired]

hell if i remember man

my memorys got about as many holes in it as swiss cheese

[luckedout]

Well then, what is the last thing you remember doing last night?

[practicenotrequired]

celes handing me some drink but she didnt tell me what it was

... i probably shouldnt have drank it huh

[luckedout]

Yeah, probably not.

Maybe you should check the mirror. Just in case.

[practicenotrequired]

ok im looking now and nothing seems too off except one hell of a black eye

i think i got punched in the face

[luckedout]

Okay, that made me think of two things. Either she made you drink that so she could punch you in the face...or whatever you did after you drank it made someone punch you in the face.

Should I get an ice pack?

2, of course

[forgetbeam]

Good students do not get drunk.

wouldn't have it any other way

[luckedout]

[ Oh no, he's not crying right now, right... ]

But not many people can say that were a productive drunk!

Re: wouldn't have it any other way

[forgetbeam]

[Naegi is fortunate that this is happening over nice quiet text and not in person, let's leave it at that.]

That part does not matter. I was intoxicated on school grounds when I am not even old enough to be drinking alcohol.

[Oowada's fault? PROBABLY.]

I can no longer set a good example for my peers.

[luckedout]

Honestly, I'm not even sure if you counted as intoxicated in that way? I've never heard of someone drinking so hard they want to do homework.

[ Then again, Ishimaru is a nerd. ...Uh, right, he should probably try to calm him down. What he's saying doesn't seem to be helping much. Where's that self-help book he got specifically for this sort of thing... ]

Ishimaru-kun, don't worry too much about it. Things like that happen to people all the time? I think what's important is what you learn from it! And how you deal with the aftermath.

[ Err, hopefully that works. ]

[forgetbeam]

[Okay, good, this sounds good. Just calm down and think about it rationally. Good thing Naegi's here to remind him of such basic steps, even if it's embarrassing as hell to need that reminder.]

I have learned not to trust any drink my brother offers me. As for the aftermath, it is only appropriate that I resign from the Disciplinary Committee immediately.

[NO, TOO EXTREME.]

[luckedout]

[ Well, that turned out okay enough...until the last part. Ishimaru, you're a good friend and all, but wow, you can be too intense sometimes. Often. ...Almost all the time. ]

Let's not be too hasty here! I'm sure a lot of people would be disappointed if you resign just like that!

[ Current goal of this conversation: Convince Ishimaru not to do anything EXTREME. ]

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[fashionfollower]

[ Oh. She almost doesn't want to look and see the damage but she'll have to get clean eventually, won't she? So... time for her to sit up and text back. At least that lets her put seeing her embarrassing mistake off for a little bit and talk to Naegi.

Even if it is about her being a total idiot and falling for something like that. ]

Did I fall for it? Tell me I didn't.

[ Social outcasts like her should avoid fun and cool parties so that they don't wind up being screwed around by their sisters, really. ]

[luckedout]

[ Maybe trying to be vague about it would lessen how awkward this sounds? Even if it's just by a little bit. But it helps that he's not sure if she did end up doing so. ]

I'm not sure? I didn't see you try, but I was worried since it was Enoshima-san who said it...and someone else already fell for it.

[ She could be surprisingly persuasive after all! (Hello, understatement.) ]

[fashionfollower]

If Junko said it then I probably did it.

[ She sends the text and then sits up, fumbling for a mirror that probably isn't hers because why would she have a hand mirror. Oh. There it is. Her lips are all dark green and, like a kid colouring badly, she hadn't kept it in the lines.

Welp. Time to shoot Neggy another text.]

They're green... are your lips okay?

[luckedout]

[ Sad to say, he's not much better off. ]

Same here. Actually, i'm still trying to wipe it off! In the meantime, my sister's laughing and trying to take a picture. It should come off soon though...i hope.

[fashionfollower]

I don't know where she is but I think it's safe to say my sister already has pictures of me.

At least it probably isn't toxic. That would be bad.

[ Oh no that sounds so awkwardly stiff. At least she can take her time while replying and not stammer anything while ham handedly mashing her way through a normal conversation. ]

[luckedout]

[ He'll just reply as if he doesn't sense any stiffness because...well, he doesn't. After all, this is Naegi we're talking about here! ]

If it helps, i'd bet those pictures are far more flattering than my sister's?

And yeah, i don't think they are... But maybe i should double check just to be on the safe side.