Jurassic Park AU Meme

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Jurassic Park AU Meme 

CLEVER GIRL…
A Jurassic Park Alternate Universe Meme

Life always finds a way.

Somehow, some way, either you have made it into the Jurassic Park world or the dinosaurs have been brought to you. Whatever it is doesn’t matter, because now it’s a fight for survival. What will you do? Go run to the bathroom stall in the rain, or pull out the big guns and go hunting in the woods? Maybe shine a big light right into a T-Rex’s eye, because that always works out great for everyone involved.

Rules:

•Post with your character, name and heading in the subject along with any preferences.
•Choose from the scenarios and tag other characters using the RNG or pick your favorite.
•Tag around! Get your characters eaten by a velociraptor, shove their hands in piles of triceratops dung, whatever, just have fun.



1. What’d you think you were gonna see? Big iguanas?: This is awesome, this is great! A dinosaur theme park, open and available to the public, and hey! The tour is starting!

2. What are you, a little bird or something?: You’ve found yourself on an island off the map. There are RESTRICTED! signs overwhelmed by vegetation and overgrowth but they don’t specify why. Maybe there’s a building or town nearby to give you some directions.

3. Think of it as a big cow: Oh dear, sweet vegetarians! Will you stop and enjoy the view of a brontosaurus munching on a tree, or maybe pet a baby stegosaurus? What could possibly go wrong with that?

4. Clever Giiiirl: You know what you’re up against, you know the stakes. Now it’s time to make a stand against them. Outsmart them, outrun them, do whatever it takes to take the damn lizards down.

5. He left us... he left us!: You've been abandoned, all alone and scared in a place full of strange noises and hungry extinct reptiles. Oh, and it's raining, because why wouldn't it?

6. Ian FREEZE!: Yeah, you’re fucked. A giant maw stock full of six inch teeth and a nose with the power of a turkey vulture and you think you can outrun the thirty four mile an hour behemoth? Good luck.

7. Aww, look how cute it is! Like a little green chicken. Yeah, until the swarm of little green chickens try to rip your nose off your face. But get them while they're adorable, their head-tilting is super cute!

8. They're flocking this way!: It's a stampede! Well, not really, but close enough. There's a herd of dinosaurs headed your way, better get a move on or you'll get trampled. And if you don't get trampled by the ones running away, you'd better move it in case you find yourself face to face with what's chasing said herd.

9. Don’t go into the long grass!: You’re on the run, terrified, haven’t slept in days and you reek of becoming the next meal. It’s getting dark and there’s a thick patch of woods five hundred yards out, but a clear, open field blocking your path. Do you think you can make it?

10. Dad, there’s a DINOSAUR in our back yard!: You have a dinosaur in your backyard and it just ate your dog. Maybe you just had to go to the grocery store and get a gallon of milk and suddenly, bam, a dilophosaurus spits in your face. Or maybe there’s a pack of raptors running amok in the city, lots of options with this one, pick your poison.

11. Random!: Dinosaurs in space, dinosaurs in the city, dinosaurs anywhere and everywhere, make up your own prompt and run with it!

For those unfamiliar with the 'main' species of dinosaurs, here is a comprehensive list directly from InGen's roster.

Meme taken from and credited to ctrl_eff_you 

Comments

Castiel | Supernatural | OTA

[featheryassbutt]

[ Castiel can come in either human or angel flavors.

Option 1: Human Castiel finds himself working the gift shop to make ends meet while trying to figure out the whole angel mess.


Option 2: Without his wings, Metatron, decided to strand Castiel out in the middle of the park. One does have to watch where step. ]