bakerstreet | Morning after meme

prepare to lose half your life staring at this.

the morning after

┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ a meme

→ COMMENT WITH YOUR CHARACTER'S NAME, FANDOM, AND PREFERENCE.
→ PICK A CHARACTER YOU WANT TO TAG AND HIT UP RNG (01-10), OR CHOOSE A SCENE OF YOUR OWN.
→ PLAY NICE; NO WANK, FLAMES, OR GENERAL HUMBUGGERY.

┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ the scenarios
① BREAKFAST IN BED: YOUR PARTNER'S UP AND ABOUT -- MAYBE DRESSED, MAYBE NOT -- AND IN THE KITCHEN. WHAT ARE THEY MAKING YOU? COULD IT BE... GRILLED CHEESE?
② HIT ME BABY: THEY'RE SUCH A PEACEFUL SLEEPER. A PEACEFUL, SEXY SLEEPER. ACTUALLY THERE'S TOO MUCH OF THAT SLEEPING HAPPENING. WHY DON'T YOU WAKE THEM UP, WORLD'S KINDEST ALARM?
③ ESCAPE FROM AZKABED: YOU WAKE UP TO FIND THEY'RE RUMMAGING ABOUT FOR THEIR CLOTHES, ABOUT TO LEAVE. WHY THE RUSH, AND CAN YOU CONVINCE THEM TO STAY?
④ THE AFTERNOON AFTER: AND THE EVENING, MAYBE EVEN THE MORNING AFTER AFTER... HOURS HAVE PASSED BUT YOU JUST CAN'T LEAVE EACH OTHER! OR MAYBE ONE OF YOU JUST WON'T...
⑤ HANGOVER FROM HELL: THERE'S A TIGER IN THE CLOSET, A BABY IN THE BATHROOM, AND A TOTAL STRANGER CURLED UP BESIDE YOU. WHO IS THIS PERSON BESIDE YOU SMELLING OF TEQUILA AND REGRET? DO THEY KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT WHAT, OR WHO, WENT DOWN THAN YOU DO?
⑥ WET AND WILD: DON'T FEEL TOO LONELY WAKING UP BY YOURSELF -- THE SHOWER'S ON AND THE SOUND OF WATER FALLING IS MIGHTY INVITING. WHY DON'T YOU GET CLEANED UP -- OR DOWN AND DIRTY ALL OVER AGAIN?
⑦ I'LL SLEEP WHEN I DIE: SLEEP? WHAT IS THIS SLEEP THING YOU SPEAK OF? DAWN'S BREAKING AND NEITHER OF YOU HAVE GOTTEN A WINK, OR WANT ONE. WHO'S READY FOR ROUND asjldkjl?
⑧ A BITTER PILL: TURNS OUT THE REASON YOU SCORED WASN'T YOUR SPARKLING WIT AND MAGNETIC CONFIDENCE. YOUR PARTNER HAD AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE -- THEY ALREADY KNEW IT, AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO. RECON? REVENGE? REBOUND? TAG AND FIND OUT, IF YOU CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH!
⑨ THIS ISN'T MINE: THAT SLEEPY PERSON IN YOUR LIVING ROOM HAD A GREAT NIGHT -- WITH YOUR ROOMMATE. WELL, MIGHT AS WELL GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER WHILE YOU'RE BOTH THERE, RIGHT? ... RIGHT?
⑩ WILD CARD: ROLL MORE THAN ONCE AND COMBINE SCENARIOS, CHOOSE YOUR FAVOURITE, OR MAKE UP YOUR OWN!

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[ /is a blanket hog ]

[Goddammit Yancy.

Chuck elbows him hard in the small of his back.]

[ ow RUDE brb shoving Chuck off the bed ]

Edited 2014-01-14 17:59 (UTC)

[TALK ABOUT RUDE]

Fuck!

[ it was totally an instinctive reaction. ]

Sorry, kid -- you okay?

Fuck you.

[you're not getting coffee.]

Aw, c'mon. It was an accident.

[ Look he's even offering a hand up. ]

How do you 'accidentally' shove someone out of bed?

[No :| he's getting up and making coffee.

.....where does Yancy keep his coffee maker.]

When they elbow me in the ribs, it's sorta gut reaction.

[ See Raleigh would get up and try and make it better whereas Yancy rolls his eyes and then rolls over, questioning his life choices. ]

Coffee pots in the left cabinet and there's eggs and stuff in the fridge if you're hungry.

I was cold, fucking blanket hog!

[Chuck pulls his underpants on in the kitchen, before he makes the coffee. For himself.]

I was asleep, dude. Like I keep track of my every move when I'm asleep. Next time, just call my name or shake my shoulder.

[ Duh. Yancy wouldn't have done that to you. ]

[Chuck can't heeeaaar you over the sound of coffee.

And he can't be expected to think of logic when he's half asleep.]

[ That's a double standard, Chuck. You can't expect Yancy to react logically when you can't be held to the same liabilities. It don't work like that bro and Yancy is completely unrepentant.

Yancy will stumble out if bed eventually though. He's not a quick riser but Chuck banging around is loud and obnoxious. ]

[yeah well shut up your face.

And Chuck isn't being that loud.]

[ he pads out a few minutes later, sniffing the air. ]

Coffee?

Brewing.

[okay so he made enough for two people don't read anything into it or anything.]

Thanks.

[ See he knew you weren't so bad. ]

[no shut up he's so bad]

Anything going for breakfast?

[ Or does he need to get on that? ]

Didn't start it yet. Needed coffee.

[brain off, brain cranky.]

Yeah, I hear that.

[ He flops at the small kitchen table and yawns widely, stretching his arms over his head. ]

Good night, last night.

[Chuck glances up, maybe a little to watch Yancy stretch out like that.]

Yeah?

Yeah.

[ Wasn't it? Yancy thinks so, anyway. ]

[Chuck smirks crookedly.]

Yeah, I guess.

You 'guess'?

[ Yancy gives him a sleepy 'look' that is entirely ineffective. ]

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