STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR MEME

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STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR MEME

You enter the elevator with only one other person on it. Twenty seconds into the ride and it stops. The power is stuck. The doors won't open, you're between floors, and no one is answering your calls. You're stuck with this person for an unknown amount of time.

①Post your character.
②Post to other characters.
③Have fun, anything goes.
④Profit.

Taken from memebells.

Comments

[hackingyoursensors]

[Oh, just riding the elevator. No biggie. Better than scaling buildi--

Oh, did it just stop? It's not seriously stuck, is it?]

Well this can't be good.

[bewareofwaffles]

[Cyborg's already scanning the elevator, eyes glued to his arm]

Scanner's not picking up anything out of the ordinary. Weird.

[hackingyoursensors]

[And he's totally checking his computer too.]

I'm not finding anything either. Maybe it's just a power outage.

[bewareofwaffles]

[Of course, Cyborg can't help peeking over the tinier Robin's shoulders at the screen.]

Holographic projection screen? Nice.

[hackingyoursensors]

Thanks. Having access to League tech has its advantages.

I don't think we've met before. I'm Robin.

[bewareofwaffles]

Well, that explain the outfi--

[You could practically hear the record scratching in the background.]

Hold up. Did you say Robin?

[hackingyoursensors]

That's what the "R" stands for, yeah.

[bewareofwaffles]

Aww, man, there's two of you? Like one wasn't bad enough...


[He's joking, of course.]

[hackingyoursensors]

I think there's more than two of me. Crazy alternate dimensions aren't really in short supply.

And you are...?

[bewareofwaffles]

Cyborg.

The name says it all.

[hackingyoursensors]

Well, nice to meet you, Cyborg. How exactly do we know each other where you're from?

[bewareofwaffles]

Well...you're, uh, sort of the leader of the Titans. Our team.

[This isn't strange at all.]

[hackingyoursensors]

[Ahahaha hello, insecurities.]

Am I... a good leader?

[bewareofwaffles]

Well--and I say this with love--you could do to take that stick out of your butt every now and again.

But other than that? You're cool.

[hackingyoursensors]

[He kind of laughs]

I can't say I've heard that one before.

But it's good to hear that I'm a decent leader.

[bewareofwaffles]

Back in the day, the team would've fallen apart without you.

[hackingyoursensors]

It can't have been that bad.

[bewareofwaffles]

Let's just say the rest of us are kinda bad at the whole plan thing.

[hackingyoursensors]

Uh...how bad?

[bewareofwaffles]

We almost got re-Britainized

[hackingyoursensors]

You mean the entire United States? Was this some kind of time-travel thing or...?

[bewareofwaffles]

Man, I don't even know what it was. All I know is he tried to take away my hot dogs!

[hackingyoursensors]

"He"?

[bewareofwaffles]

Mad Mod.

Trust me. He lives up to his name.

[hackingyoursensors]

I believe you, trust me. Most big bads I run into are "mad" in one sense or another.