enfin: (Default)
enfin ([personal profile] enfin) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2014-01-11 09:08 pm

The "I'd hit that" meme!

You've seen her across the room a hundred times - oh, maybe it's him? - and for some reason you've always been too shy to say it... Or maybe it's a complete stranger and you're feeling kind of brave? Either way, you're compelled to let this person know that you'd hit it. You would so hit that.

Hell, if you don't, feel free to tell that person: no, I would not.

No guarantees can be made!

The Rules:
  • Post with your character. Include name, series, and any preferences in the subject line.
  • Other characters are gonna reply and confess whether or not they'd hit dat.
  • Play out the reactions. Add in a setting! Take it to a room. Whatever you'd like.
  • Tag around.
  • Have fun and be excellent to each other!
ripperjack: (disgruntled)

Raiden | Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

[personal profile] ripperjack 2014-01-13 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
jack_theripper: (pretty boy)

[personal profile] jack_theripper 2014-01-13 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
I would say yes, but as we have the same butt, it would hurt somewhat being a cyborg. [He was smirking but also intrigued there is another him here.]
ripperjack: (a little concerned)

[personal profile] ripperjack 2014-01-13 07:24 am (UTC)(link)

[Did the Patriots scramble your brains when they put all those nanomachines in there, buddy?]
jack_theripper: (pretty boy)

[personal profile] jack_theripper 2014-01-13 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
What do you mean what? I just stated a fact that if I slapped your butt, it would hurt. Yours is the same as mine. Don't tell me you've lost your sense of humour already?

[Raiden had picked up many dumb jokes from Snake long ago, when he worked with him.]
ripperjack: (disgruntled)

[personal profile] ripperjack 2014-01-13 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
Believe me, I caught that part. The first bit, though, that's what I'm stuck on.

[Because really, what???]
jack_theripper: (ninja)

[personal profile] jack_theripper 2014-01-13 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
It's just a way of inflating your ego. Slapping your own butt, blowing your own trumpet, so to speak. I know it sounds dumb, but Snake told me such a thing a long time ago. [That guy knew more weird jokes than anyone else. He also had a rather crude way of looking at things from time to time.]

Don't worry. I'm not going to slap your butt. I know it would be odd if you did the same to me, as you're me. This is weird. [He circled his twin and wondered what the hell was going on.]
ripperjack: (a little concerned)

[personal profile] ripperjack 2014-01-13 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
I must have missed that conversation somehow.

[Slapping your own butt... yeah, he thinks he'd remember something like that. Though if Snake said it... nah, it's too weird to think about.]

I want to say I've seen weirder, but this might take the cake.
jack_theripper: (don't mess with me)

[personal profile] jack_theripper 2014-01-13 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
I've seen my own share of weird shit too. Such as all the weird monsters I've fought. Mistral, remember her? Or have you not met her yet? [All those arms, dude.]

Slapping butts is nothing compared to what weird stuff exists within our world.
ripperjack: (i think this is a smile?)

[personal profile] ripperjack 2014-01-13 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
Hard to forget someone that... handsy.

[Eheheh pun.]

I think it might fall into a different category.
jack_theripper: (ripper mode)

[personal profile] jack_theripper 2014-01-13 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
I'd never give her a hand, that's for sure. [You're as bad as your twin, Raiden.]

Yeah? What sort of category?
ripperjack: (disgruntled)

[personal profile] ripperjack 2014-01-13 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
A category all on its own, maybe. Or one with all the other weird but non-dangerous things.
jack_theripper: (lets do this)

[personal profile] jack_theripper 2014-01-13 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
You're probably right. It could be bordering on odd or surreal at the same time. [A philosophical discussion with two cyborgs. Nothing odd about this either.]

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fromrussiawith_love: (Default)

[personal profile] fromrussiawith_love 2014-01-13 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, definitely. Your butt is ripe for the slapping. [Cyborg or not, this guy loves your butt, Raiden.]
ripperjack: (?????)

[personal profile] ripperjack 2014-01-13 07:26 am (UTC)(link)

[What is even happening. There is entirely too much of one face going on here.]
fromrussiawith_love: (do you want me?)

[personal profile] fromrussiawith_love 2014-01-13 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
What indeed. [Raikov smirked and looked the cyborg up and down.]

You look speechless. Is it my radiant beauty putting you off? [Tart.]
ripperjack: (condescending shithead)

[personal profile] ripperjack 2014-01-13 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, no. No, it really isn't.

[He may know he's hot stuff and all, but he's not that narcissistic.]
fromrussiawith_love: (such a flirt)

[personal profile] fromrussiawith_love 2014-01-13 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
Why did you ask if I'd slap your butt or not then? You tease. [His eyes were widening at just how much metal parts this man had on him. He was a sight to take in.]
ripperjack: (disgruntled)

[personal profile] ripperjack 2014-01-13 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Metal all the way down, quite a sight indeed.]

Let's just say it isn't something I'd have knowingly directed at weird doppelgangers.
fromrussiawith_love: (russian soldier)

[personal profile] fromrussiawith_love 2014-01-13 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Mhm, it is. Raikov wonders if all your parts are metal, Raiden.]

Are you calling me weird? I don't think so, pretty boy. [Raikov shot a cold glance at the cyborg, before smiling once more. Placing a hand on Raiden's metal shoulder.]
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ripperjack: (condescending shithead)

[personal profile] ripperjack 2014-01-13 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
You ever heard of personal space?

[He's got a sword and he's not afraid to use it over bad-touchy.]
fromrussiawith_love: (!)

[personal profile] fromrussiawith_love 2014-01-13 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
Touchy, aren't we? [Sorry, he's being such a creep to you, Raiden. He's like a boy with a new toy. He likes touching things.]

Alright, play it your way. For now. [He removed his hand and took a step back. Only because he's so fascinated by you now, Raiden. All the shiny metal.]
ripperjack: (disgruntled)

[personal profile] ripperjack 2014-01-13 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Good, he'll relax some. His hand was itching for his sword the second Raikov touched him.]

Sorry, but I think "for now" is going to end up lasting a while.
fromrussiawith_love: (cocky)

[personal profile] fromrussiawith_love 2014-01-13 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
Is that so? You're rather feisty, aren't you? Metal man. [Yep, because that's his nickname for you now.]

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hatedbyfanboys: (✬ uhh yeaahh)

[personal profile] hatedbyfanboys 2014-01-13 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
Guess I'm not the only version of myself that gets creeped on. Not sure if that's comforting or not.

I'm sorry.
ripperjack: (is this amusement i can't tell)

[personal profile] ripperjack 2014-01-13 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
I'd... go with comforting. Sort of.

Back at you.