Smut To Make You Mad ([personal profile] smuttomakeyoumad) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2013-11-30 09:53 pm

smut picture prompt meme

the smut picture prompt meme

SIMILAR TO THE PICTURE PROMPT MEME ONLY FOR NSFW/SMUT PROMPTS INSTEAD

i. COMMENT WITH CHARACTER
ii. OTHERS LEAVE A PICTURE (OR TWO OR THREE....)
iii. REPLY TO THEM WITH A SETTING BASED ON THE IMAGES.

THIS POST WILL BE IMAGE HEAVY AND NSFW.



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hatesgoodbyes: (pic#6479680)

Texas/Allison || Rvb || OTA

[personal profile] hatesgoodbyes 2013-12-01 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
hatesgoodbyes: (pic#6476160)

Forgive the lack of alien physiology, I am trying though.

[personal profile] hatesgoodbyes 2013-12-01 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"So," She exhaled heavily and shifted to get more comfortable on the bed he'd eased her down to. "Is this like a big kink for you..your species? Being with a human and al...Ohh!" She laughed lightly and jumped as a leathery soft hand skimmed over her skin, the temperature difference enough to raise goosebumps on her arms.

"I've always been kind of impressed with," Her leg shifted, thigh drawing up between them and brushing..well him. Her eyes went wide with the implication, he was impressive. At least from a human point of view. "We might have to work on the logistics of this because if that is all you, you ever try to fit a carbine round in a battle rifle?" Sometimes there was just way more ammo than one could handle.
calibrates_big_guns: (Garrus and Shepard)

Hey, don't worry about it, it's all good.

[personal profile] calibrates_big_guns 2013-12-01 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"Not really, or at least, not as far as I know." Garrus replied, his talons dragging softly over her skin as his hand worked it's way under her shirt. "A lot of turians still aren't exactly fond of humans, nevermind ..." His voice trailed off and was replaced with a soft little hum of pleasure as her thigh brushed up against him,"-- physical attraction."

"No, because I wouldn't want to tear the mechanism-- nevermind, that just went somewhere awful." He says with a small chuckle. "Seeing as I've never done this with a human before, I figure we'll just try it and see what works, but if you have any ideas, by all means, lead the way..." He leaned in and nipped lightly at her neck.
hatesgoodbyes: (human smirk)

yeah I'll be getting up to speed eventually

[personal profile] hatesgoodbyes 2013-12-03 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
"So far, so good." She purred out and tipped her head back to bare more of her neck to him. Who would have thought that a mouth like that could feel so good?

"What do you..like? I mean I know what human guys like, where to touch, do I just sort of explore?" She hadn't let her hands move too much out of fear of hitting a sensitive spot or doing something that might make this whole thing end badly, but her curiosity was getting the better of her and she let her fingers tips slide along the hard plates of his chest.
originalcopy: (Default)

[personal profile] originalcopy 2013-12-02 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
So after a few rounds of RNG the offerings have been narrowed down to these exciting choices. [hehehe porn spam.]

Omega votes for this one

Church wanted this one

Leonard's choice

What happened right after that first dinner when she got home.
hatesgoodbyes: (human smirk)

[personal profile] hatesgoodbyes 2013-12-03 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
(OOC: Not fair to ask me to pick just one! But RNG has spoken, so it looks like Church is the winner. But I reserve the right to cash in the others elsewhere!)

Most of their sexual adventures involved either fighting or drinking, but tonight they had neither. Tonight the grid had failed and they were stuck in his apartment until the power was restored. His shitty apartment was on the lower end of the priority scale for restoration so they had time to kill.

What they didn't have was booze, because he didn't bother to buy it before she got there since they were going out anyway. They didn't have vids because..no power, genius. They had a deck of cards though and being bored and irritated with each other they played poker until he was broke and down a hundred creds. That had amused them and worked up a good bickering which he'd turned around on her to play another game.

"Strip poker? You sure you have the balls for that? Oh, wait.. I guess I'll see won't I?" She was dressed light, skirt, stop, relaxed clothes since it was supposed to be a relaxed day. Still she figured she had a good chance to beat the pants off him, literally. "Better make it worth my while if I win though."
originalcopy: (pic#6367900)

[personal profile] originalcopy 2013-12-10 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"What, taking all my money and getting me naked isn't good enough for you?" He shuffled the cards and passed them out.

Dim emergency lighting and a few candles provided just enough light to play by. He couldn't find any emergency candles so he bought fat, floral scented ones from the tiny shop on the corner. One thing they didn't have was booze, the elderly owners had some sort of objections carrying it which he never bothered to get details on.

As soon as the power was back on he was going to a real store to buy some booze to keep on hand. Emergency booze.
hatesgoodbyes: (pic#6476177)

[personal profile] hatesgoodbyes 2013-12-12 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
"Nope, not even a little." She chuckled and tipped back her water bottle, it lacked the punch of beer or something stronger but it still made a smart ass statement.

"Ok...if you can get me out of my panties, you can get into my panties. Fair?" She arched a brow and shuffled the cards.
originalcopy: (pic#6367698)

[personal profile] originalcopy 2013-12-15 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
That gets a mischievous grin from him.

"You're on!"
hatesgoodbyes: (human smirk)

[personal profile] hatesgoodbyes 2013-12-15 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"Better be willing to put that mouth to better use than smirking, jerk."

She laughed and dealt out a hand for them each. Either way there was no losing in this and it would probably end up in the bedroom one way or another. She eyed him over the fan of her cards.

"How many you want?"
originalcopy: (pic#6367698)

[personal profile] originalcopy 2013-12-15 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, don't you worry about that." He waggled his eyebrows and looked at his cards.

"Two"
hatesgoodbyes: (human big smile)

[personal profile] hatesgoodbyes 2013-12-16 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
"Ohh getting cocky?" She loved that look, it always promised something fun.

She slid two cards over to him and took one for herself, first had she felt was heavily in her favor and she grinned.

"Ok, let's see what you've got."
originalcopy: (pic#6367899)

[personal profile] originalcopy 2013-12-17 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
He grinned and put his cards out, confident that the first hand would go his way.

"Two pair, aces and fours"
hatesgoodbyes: (human smirk)

[personal profile] hatesgoodbyes 2013-12-22 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Well fuck.

"eights and twos." She slapped the cards down with a frown and a sigh. Fine he took round one but she could make it pay off for her. He would know he was in trouble by the smirk on her face.

Allison stood up and made quite a show o patting herself down and going over her limited attire. Her hands ran over her breasts and then back up where she coquettishly nibbled the nail of her index finger before she moved to sit in his lap.

She wiggled herself into a comfortable position before her hands pulled her long blond hair up off her back and turned to ask him, in her sweetest possible voice. "Unhook my bra for me?"

Yep, she was going to make him unhook it, but she'd retain her dress on top. Just a way to be a fucking tease.
originalcopy: (pic#6367698)

[personal profile] originalcopy 2013-12-27 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
How do women get away with making touching themselves look so fucking sexy? He's pretty sure if he tried anything remotely similar he'd just look like a total idiot. And the nail thing? God it wasn't fair.

Unfair but damn enjoyable.

"Oh you evil tease." he tried not to groan as she squirmed against him and made her request. His hands had gone to her hips as she bent into his lap and now they slipped under her top. Two could play this game.

His nails dragged lightly against her skin as he ran his hands slowly up from her side to stop just under her breasts. He moved to cup her gently and swept a finger over her nipples before drawing his hands back to the clasp of her bra, which he unclipped before withdrawing his hands.

"There you go."
hatesgoodbyes: (human serious)

[personal profile] hatesgoodbyes 2013-12-30 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
She snorted at him and blatantly ground against his lap before she stood. "You love it and you know it."

The sneaky caress he'd given was enough, combined with the general air of the whole thing, to harden her already drawn nipples. So much so that when she slithered out of the garment and her breasts fell just a bit round against her chest, the pointed tips of her breasts were clearly visible through the thin fabric. She held out the bra between thumb and forefinger and let it drop to the floor before she took her seat again.

"Come on,deal 'em out."
originalcopy: (pic#6367698)

[personal profile] originalcopy 2013-12-31 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Church tried not to obviously groan when she ground against him, hell yes he loved it... he loved her.

"Ok, ok." He picked up the deck and shuffled, watching her sit down with a cheeky grin. One by one he flicked the cards across the table until they each had enough.

"How many?"
hatesgoodbyes: (human question)

[personal profile] hatesgoodbyes 2014-01-05 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
She took her cards and eyed them, pulling one from her hand and sliding it across the table. She looked up at him without expression.
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[personal profile] originalcopy 2014-01-06 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
He slid her one and looked at his cards. Oh god. Worst. Hand. Ever.

Trying not to scowl he dealt himself four new cards.
hatesgoodbyes: (human smirk)

[personal profile] hatesgoodbyes 2014-01-09 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Four? Ohhh you are so fucked Church.

She began to grin as she laid down the fan of her cards. "Come on Church, show me what ya got." She purred, three pretty queens and two jacks smiling up at him.
originalcopy: (pic#6367698)

[personal profile] originalcopy 2014-01-10 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
His face fell as he saw her hand... yup, totally fucked. He flipped his cards, to reveal total junk.

Shrugging he stood up and began to unbutton his shirt. Not even going to bother trying to be sexy about it, except for the grin on his face which he can't help.
hatesgoodbyes: (human big smile)

[personal profile] hatesgoodbyes 2014-01-12 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Aww Church, she let you help. But it was still ok because she got to watch and that grin on his face was doing everything to keep her interested.

"MMmm you look good enough to eat." And she playfully snapped her teeth at him while she gathered up the cards.
originalcopy: (pic#6367899)

[personal profile] originalcopy 2014-01-16 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
If she wants to help, he won't argue. Once it's off he'll set his shirt on the back of his chair.

"You're going to have to win a couple more hands first." He waggled his eyebrows at her and took his seat.
hatesgoodbyes: (human serious)

[personal profile] hatesgoodbyes 2014-02-19 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
"Shouldn't be too hard." She grinned and finished shuffling the cards. She dealt out their hands and looked at hers.

She took three cards.

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