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bakerstreet2012-03-25 12:55 pm
bestpokerface) wrote in bakerstreet2012-03-25 12:55 pm
The Cooking Meme!
Cooking Meme!
Cooking is a daily part of life. You don't always think about it, but even when preparing the same meal, it's never quite the same each time. Cooking can be wonderful and relaxing or completely horrifying. For some it's very personal and for others it's just another part of the day.
RULES
1. Post with your character and canon
2. Reply to others and come up with a scenario or GET RANDOM!
3. Thread it out!
4. GOOD TIMES
1. The way to a person's heart... You want to show your affection and what better way than a home cooked meal, with your special ingredient...
2. Cooking lesson! You would like to be able to cook, but...you have no idea what you're doing. Luckily, you have a knowledgeable friend to show you how!
3. OH GOD HELP ME Oh God Oh God Oh God You have to cook dinner for a party/your in-laws/your visiting family and it's so much and there's no time Oh God. But luckily your wonderful, brilliant and incredibly good looking best friend ever will help you, right?
4. Hnnngh need food so bad So hungry. So weak. Can't move. Or maybe it's just needless dramatics. But either way...just soooo hungry. And too weak to cook. Oh, the sorrow of an empty stomach! But you're so lucky to know someone that cooks well. Or cooks at all.
5. NO STOP COOKING NOW Awful. So awful. Eating it doesn't just make you sick, it forces your soul out of your body and into the astral plane. You'd better hope you can get out of this. ...Do you smell smoke?
6. REVENGE MEAL! So mad. Just...SO. MAD. You want to show this person how much you hate them and you're going to do it through cooking. You have cooked the most barfatrocious meal you can. They will rue the day they messed with you!
7. Competition! Who's the best cook in this kitchen? It's time to find out, HERE AND NOW! It's an all out cooking battle and the two of you are going to do your best to one up the other! Allez cuisine!
8. MAD
9. Preparation! You can't cook without ingredients! Are you pinching pennies or going for the good stuff?
10. Eating right! So much junk food...they really should eat better. Well! They're getting a homecooked meal this time. PUT DOWN THAT TAKE OUT MENU, I'M COOKING HERE!
11. Other Pick a Scenario or come up with one of your own!
6.
[The sight is not so unusual. In fact, this has become a rather normal occurrence during their adventures in space. Asch usually takes on the cooking himself, since he barely trusts the donuthead to do anything without making a mess of it. But today's a little different. First it was his sword being broken and badly "mended", then came the rappig world and his apparent "phobia", and then there were the more recent disasters of the past week (insert shenanigans of your choice).]
[Asch has had enough. He can't keep dealing with this kid following him around and trying to get him to do things he doesn't want to do. Asch doesn't need friends, and he certainly didn't ask for this. So he's putting together the worst-tasting meal possible. Maybe, just maybe, it'll be enough to convince her to leave.]
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*And here comes the offending idiot, smiling and waving like nothing is wrong.*
What are you making?
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Lunch. [And when that doesn't seem like a sufficient answer, he grunts, reaching for the chili powder.] It's soup.
Countertrolling? Or just kitchen failure?
Counter-reverse-trolling...
No! [A beat as he considers his response.] ...You don't have to do that. I'm used to cooking by myself.
[He's reaching for that chili powder. Give it back.]
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Enough. If you're going to keep insisting on being useful, why don't you go over there and set the table? [It's hard to screw that up. And it's way over there where she can't see what he's doing. Perfect.]
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