The Cooking Meme!

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Cooking Meme!




Cooking is a daily part of life. You don't always think about it, but even when preparing the same meal, it's never quite the same each time. Cooking can be wonderful and relaxing or completely horrifying. For some it's very personal and for others it's just another part of the day.

RULES
1. Post with your character and canon
2. Reply to others and come up with a scenario or GET RANDOM!
3. Thread it out!
4. GOOD TIMES



1. The way to a person's heart... You want to show your affection and what better way than a home cooked meal, with your special ingredient...SHITLOADS OF SALT LOVE!

2. Cooking lesson! You would like to be able to cook, but...you have no idea what you're doing. Luckily, you have a knowledgeable friend to show you how!

3. OH GOD HELP ME Oh God Oh God Oh God You have to cook dinner for a party/your in-laws/your visiting family and it's so much and there's no time Oh God. But luckily your wonderful, brilliant and incredibly good looking best friend ever will help you, right?

4. Hnnngh need food so bad So hungry. So weak. Can't move. Or maybe it's just needless dramatics. But either way...just soooo hungry. And too weak to cook. Oh, the sorrow of an empty stomach! But you're so lucky to know someone that cooks well. Or cooks at all.

5. NO STOP COOKING NOW Awful. So awful. Eating it doesn't just make you sick, it forces your soul out of your body and into the astral plane. You'd better hope you can get out of this. ...Do you smell smoke?

6. REVENGE MEAL! So mad. Just...SO. MAD. You want to show this person how much you hate them and you're going to do it through cooking. You have cooked the most barfatrocious meal you can. They will rue the day they messed with you!

7. Competition! Who's the best cook in this kitchen? It's time to find out, HERE AND NOW! It's an all out cooking battle and the two of you are going to do your best to one up the other! Allez cuisine!

8. MAD SCIENCE COOKING! No one ever discovered something good without some experimentation, right? Are you trying to improve on something old or are you doing something new entirely? No! What are you doing?! YOU CAN'T PUT JELLY IN THAT! YOU'RE MAD!

9. Preparation! You can't cook without ingredients! Are you pinching pennies or going for the good stuff?

10. Eating right! So much junk food...they really should eat better. Well! They're getting a homecooked meal this time. PUT DOWN THAT TAKE OUT MENU, I'M COOKING HERE!

11. Other Pick a Scenario or come up with one of your own!

Comments

Lithuania | Axis Powers Hetalia

[sakotis]

8 because this is actually IC for Poland lmao.

[paluszki]

[Hey, Lithuania. Do you remember why you never cook with Poland? Other than his laziness.]

So like, Liet, I was thinking? Chocolate would totally go good with the fish!

[This is why.

HE'S ALREADY GOT THE CHOCOLATE.]

holy shit

[sakotis]

[ NO STOP PUT THAT DOWN??? ]

I really don't think that's a good idea, Poland. [ Quietly sliding the fish away from him, don't fuck up his babies. ]

yeah i kind of love it.

[paluszki]

Fish is good, right? So put two good things together and you probably have maximum goodness! It's really simple!

[Just let him make a delicious meal...]

i love him whatever he does

[sakotis]

[ Normally he would let him dig his own grave now, but he has to eat this food too. ]

But the flavors don't match at all...and if you ruin it, it's a waste of food.

he's perfect no matter what.

[paluszki]

But like, aren't a lot of different foods not matching? Like strawberry jam and bread! Those are two totally different tastes, but they're yummy together.

[He's a genius.]

smooches him

[sakotis]

But toast and fish are completely different...

[ He's not getting the fish back. Ever. ]

[paluszki]

Duh, I'm not putting chocolate on the bread.

[Lithuania, get'cha head in the game.]

[sakotis]

...if you put chocolate on the fish and you don't like it, are you still going to eat it?

[ He is giving him A Look. ]

[paluszki]

[Why is he looking at him like that? Doesn't he trust Poland? Doesn't he believe in him?]

Why wouldn't I like it?

[sakotis]

[ Not when it comes to his hideous food choices.

He sighs and cuts apart half of the fish, plopping it on another plate. If he's going to chocolate-ify dinner, it's going to be HIS OWN fish. ]

Just don't waste it, please.

[paluszki]

[Why is he cutting it in half? Which half is his? He better be having the bigger half even though they look about the same size...]

Dude, I never waste food? I'm like, really good about food! [He's always eating everything up after all.]

[sakotis]

[ He can pick...That's funny though, so he laughs at it lightly. ]

Well then, I hope you enjoy your fish.

[ He's got his eye on him; this might be good. ]

[paluszki]

[That isn't a nice laugh. That is a laughing at him laugh and he knows it.

This fish will be awesome. He just needs to have it baked, let the chocolate melt on it, and it will be delicious.]

What else are we having? There's like, gotta be side dishes.

[sakotis]

[ When he gets sick, don't expect much. Except that's a lie. ]

Oh, I haven't started those yet. Do you want anything in particular?

[paluszki]

[Who leaves their best friend sick in bed? Rude.]

Oh my gosh, I already brainstormed about the chocolate fish. It's like I have to do everything. [Haha, that's a laugh.] We totally need a salad. And some bread. And like, what about dessert?

[sakotis]

[ He'll be there with a cool wash cloth and ginger ale, okay, don't worry. ]

Sure, of course. [ He busies himself taking things out of the fridge. ] Does something traditional sound nice? [ Winter's almost over and fruit bread sounds pretty refreshing. ]

[paluszki]

[He wants a glass of ginger ale with a fun straw.]

Hmm. Yeah, I guess that's cool. [But he's thinking up something else now. What would go good in a salad and in fruit bread...]

[sakotis]

[ I imagine they have a lot of those for this purpose. ]

[ He's too busy seasoning fish to pay attention to that tone completely. ] Alright, it should be ready in less than an hour.

[paluszki]

[Fun straws are cool okay?

But he's got an idea, Liet.] Hey, can I make the salad and stuff?

[sakotis]

[ Pick your poison.

It's always nice to see Poland taking some initiative, even though he knows he'll probably have to help anyway. ] Sure. Just wash the lettuce really well before you start to chop it.

[paluszki]

[Oh, he wants the blue one that looks like a heart.

Lithuania has grown lax and too comfortable.] 'Kay. [He washes the lettuce and maybe he doesn't really do it as well as Lithuania would like, but he does wash it! As he's chopping it, he talks.] Do we have any dressing?

[Nothing strange is going on. At all.]

[sakotis]

[ Give the guy a break, he's happy he's not the only one making dinner for a change. ]

I'm not sure if there's any already made...but I know we have lemon juice. And it wouldn't take too much time to hard boil an egg.

[paluszki]

[He's still grown lax.

But that sounds like a lot of work.] I'll improvise or something. [And he's off to get olive oil.]

[sakotis]

[ How Mediterranean of him. ]

Ah, if you're going to use that, make sure you season it well. [ Meanwhile, he's got fish to batter dip. ]