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the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme

1. Post your character with their name/canon/pref in the subject.
2. Post a text or wait for someone to send one to you.
3. Respond.
4. ...
5. Profit!

Do I need to say where this was stolen from? Thought not...

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You could just sleep with him without shaving first

And here we have a prime example of why you're single more than half the time. Guys don't like hairy legs. It's a societally influenced stigma against body hair, and it's stupid, but if you're going to be on top of the system you have to know how and when to work it.

[ take notes again chuck. ]

Like I'd want to sleep with a guy who's retarded enough to care. You shouldn't either.

Well, I was also using it as an excuse. And a transitional topic to insult his company.

Yeah, I liked that bit.

Thanks. I'm so happy my emotionally crippling slights against men please you. That was my one goal with that entire text message.

That's sweet of you.

[ yeah, she knows that was sarcasm, she just choose to ignore it ]

I know. I do a lot of things I do with my emotionally constipated Australian friend in mind.

I'm not emotionally constipated.

Don't lie to me. It insults my intelligence.

And calling me emotionally constipated is not insulting?

It's accurate. Don't be upset.

How is that accurate

I'm not here to play your therapist. Unless you're going to pay me, I'm not going to point out all the blaring signs.

Then stop calling me that.

How would you describe yourself?

Great jaeger pilot.

Textbook narcissism: check.

Is it narcissism if it's true?

It's narcissistic delusions, then.

My kill record speaks for itself.

If I were to say the same thing about my GPA, you'd just scoff and call me conceited.

What's your GPA?

[ they never talked about that now have they ]

Above a 4.0.

[ above a 5.0, her counselors say. but that'd be bragging. SOMEONE HERE HAS TO HAVE SOME MODESTY.

Good on you

[ she doesn't really care about your gpa lydia.... but hey she doesn't actually think it's bragging if you're REALLY that good so. ]

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