tfln.

[luft]

you know the drill.

Comments

b.

[candidates]

[ no response -- just a legal pad propped up on the sill of his window that reads, DO IT AGAIN AND I'M SENDING PICS TO THE PRESS ]

[suicidemission]

[ ...gdi.

there's a message waiting for you when you're done playing pass the note. ]

didn't know you liked to stare so much, ray

[candidates]

[ you started it, hansen. ]

didn't know you were into the indecent exposure thing, chucky

[suicidemission]

I'm in MY house. not my fault if you're a peeping tom

[candidates]

I dunno if windows are a foreign concept for you, but usually you can see through them both ways

1/2

[suicidemission]

that they are mate, but my point still stands

2/2

[suicidemission]

you were looking in. creeper.

[candidates]

bro i wouldn't have if i could've known you were gonna stand there naked

2/2

[candidates]

weirdo

[ raleigh you are 27 years old ]

sdflkgjhk that icon LMFAO

[suicidemission]

aaaand you just verified you were peeping in

now who's the weirdo

[candidates]

hey all i'm doin is exercising the right to look out my own window

little man

[suicidemission]

i'm not LITTLE, you asshole

cough

[candidates]

yeah okay

ahaahahah

[suicidemission]

fuck you, come over here and i'll fuckin prove it, asshole

[1/2]

[candidates]

do you know what y

cries into your shoulder

[candidates]

fine

[suicidemission]

i'm fuckin waitin

[candidates]

you're really intent on this.

[ aaaand five minutes later, there's a pounding at chuck's door. this is easily the most ridiculous thing raleigh's done in a while and totally chuck's fault, so he's knocking a little louder than he needs. ]

[suicidemission]

[ you're the one that called him little

and he's jerking the door open and scowling and now he's got raleigh fucking becket at his door and he's suppsoed to show him his dick how did this happen ]

Get in, y'bloody peeping tom.

[candidates]

[ because he's an asshole

... aaaand no, scratch that, this is hilarious. raleigh rocks back on his feet, grinning wide enough that he's worried his cheeks are gonna sprain. ] Invitation like that, how could I resist?

[ he saunters inside, taking in the place in a perfunctory glance. ]

[suicidemission]

[ fuck. he didn't think this through.

the place is pretty spartan, chuck's military and it shows. not a lot in way of decorations and it's neat, tidy. ]

Whatever, Becket. Wanna drink or something?

[candidates]

[ his grin grows impossibly wider at that offer, but his back's to chuck, so.

don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh ] Maybe after, if that's okay with you. [ pause. ] Unless you're rethinking --

[suicidemission]

[ fuck you with a rusty RAKE, becket. ]

I'm not. [ this is just fucking awkward, OKAY jesus he's not even drunk ]

[candidates]

[ you OFFERED, hansen!! ]

Do you need a drink? [ you're like oozing violent stress out of your pores ]

[suicidemission]

Don't be ridiculous.

[ He squares his shoulders and assumes a cockier posture, lips pulling into a smirk. ]

Just making sure you're ready for all this.