i feel like dancing tonight

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texts from last night

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mary mason | american mary

[bodmod]

this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, and his bumper sticker says "don't laugh, your kids could be in here". scary world out here.

[transpired]

terrifying

[bodmod]

crazy, i know, but you don't sound very scared.

[undeterminable]

i'll pay you $10 if you swipe the sticker.

[shiny_metal_ass]

DONE. Where's my money?

[bodmod]

it seems rude to steal a man's van sticker.

[undeterminable]

like he'll care.

come on, don't wuss out.

[bodmod]

but he's been really nice so far.

[undeterminable]

are you fucking serious?

[bodmod]

how would you feel if you drove someone home and they stole your decorative dash board figurine?

[undeterminable]

( 1/2 )

i wouldn't give a shit.

( 2/2 )

honestly, what's the driver really like? is he giving off any rapey vibes?

[bodmod]

i'm not worried.

[ which might be due to the fact her handbag has flunitrazepam and ketamine and a couple of sharp objects in it. ]

[undeterminable]

[ that's cute. ]

bullshit.

[bodmod]

i'm really not.

[undeterminable]

the guy's bumper sticker says "don't laugh, your kids could be in here". you should be at least a little bit freaked out.

what's your damage?

[bodmod]

no damage. i just think it was more of a joke.

we're listening to the oldies and he's missing half his teeth. not exactly hannibal lector over here.

[undeterminable]

all men have a little monster in 'em.

[bodmod]

doesn't make all of them scary.

[undeterminable]

if skeevy old men don't scare you, what does?

[bodmod]

if he were dangerous i might actually be scared, okay? and who is this?

[ seriously the only one who ever talks to her was her grandmother and occasionally beatress. ]

[undeterminable]

[ ginger stares at her cellphone, face scrunched up in confusion. the number at the top of the screen says "unknown" not "brigitte". well fuck. ]

ginger.

[bodmod]

[ oh the beauty of technology. ]

nice to meet you, ginger. i didn't mean to text you, so sorry.

[undeterminable]

...you haven't met me, and hopefully you never will.

[ she isn't interested in being hacked up into teeny tiny pieces, okay? or maybe she is. actually, no. no, she's not. if she's going to die then she is going to die with her sister cos they have a suicide pact, which is totally normal. except it is not. ]

[arousal]

at least he's up front about it

[bodmod]

i think it's a joke. i can't hear any kids, at least.