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[personal profile] afieldsmedal 2013-10-06 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ 1!!!! ]

You'd be better off buying one of those cards that sings. Keep it simple.
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[personal profile] ex_question191 2013-10-06 01:37 pm (UTC)(link)
WRONG NUMBER oh my god lydia just pretend you never got this
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[personal profile] afieldsmedal 2013-10-06 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
How can I? I'm now incredibly scared of receiving a birthday present from you ever again.
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[personal profile] ex_question191 2013-10-06 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
No, no, it's for Scott.
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[personal profile] afieldsmedal 2013-10-06 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Because that's the kind of birthday cheer you wish on your best friend...
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[personal profile] ex_question191 2013-10-06 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I know, I'm so thoughtful. Hey, at least it's not my dick.
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[personal profile] afieldsmedal 2013-10-06 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
One could argue that'd be more sentimental and personal.
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[personal profile] ex_question191 2013-10-06 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Somehow I don't think Scott wants a picture of my dick.
afieldsmedal: (148.)

[personal profile] afieldsmedal 2013-10-06 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
But someone else's dick is fair game, right?
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[personal profile] afieldsmedal 2013-10-06 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Please consider the singing card.