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texts from last night

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cloud strife || final fantasy vii || ota

[omnislashing]

Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.

[ishedtearsformydarling]

Now that's just plain hurtful, darling.

[omnislashing]

Doesn't make it any less true.

[ishedtearsformydarling]

...and here I thought we had something special.

[omnislashing]

You're leading yourself on with thoughts like that, then.

[ishedtearsformydarling]

How cruel you are, sweetheart. It's quite alluring.

[omnislashing]

Not really, on both of those.

[ishedtearsformydarling]

How hard to impress you are. Intriguing.

[omnislashing]

I don't want to be impressed. That might be why it's hard.

in other words, she likes it when they squirm

[ishedtearsformydarling]

Anything else would be a disappointment.

well that's definitely cloud, then dlfkjvshf

[omnislashing]

As much as I hate to disappoint, I'll probably have to change it up, then.

smart guy, her men tend to end up six feet under

[ishedtearsformydarling]

Why, you're a right humourless fellow, aren't you?

his instincts are helpful, in these instances

[omnislashing]

So I've been told.

[ishedtearsformydarling]

It's nothing to be proud of, dear.

[omnislashing]

I haven't got much else to be proud of. Might as well take it where I can.

[ishedtearsformydarling]

Oh, a right valiant Gryffindor at heart, aren't you? I love cats.

Re: cloud strife || final fantasy vii || ota

[real_moon]

Are we friend if it wasn't me you had that intercouse witH?

[omnislashing]

Do I even know you?

I'm not friends with strangers.

[real_moon]

You said something and I answered. Did we have an intercourse?

[omnislashing]

No, we didn't. Definitely not.

[real_moon]

Just because we didn't have an intercourse it doesn't mean we can't be...friends?

[Because Yin is the soul of the parties.]

[omnislashing]

[ acts like it, too. ]

I don't know you. That causes a bit of a barrier between us and friendship.

Do you want to know what Cloud did last night or let's just chatter?

[real_moon]

I can help you overthrow those barriers. I'm Yin and I work here.

whichever you prefer!

[omnislashing]

Right. Sure, why not.

Nice to meet you, Yin. I'm Cloud.

[real_moon]

Cloud? Like the ones in the sky? It suits you.

Let me know if you feel ill. I must call the doctor if you feel unwell.