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body heat meme

The Body Heat Meme

Post with your character! They're now stuck in a very cold place of your choice. It can be anything, such as a freezing chamber, a cavern or a small cabin in the midst of a blizzard. The choice is up to you.
Comment around! Now your character has some company in this bone-chilling environment. The two of them share two things in common: clothes completely unfitting for this weather (be they summer clothes or even lingerie) and a blanket.
A blanket? Yes, just one warm blanket and no other ways to escape the cold. The two of them will have to share it in order to stay alive in this weather. Don't worry, you're sure to find a common language in this terrible situation!
So, uh, have fun, I suppose. Try to not freeze to death!
Protip: friction and body heat are both excellent ways to fend off cold.

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[Dante doesn't usually get cold - his Devil blood is good for that much, at least. But considering it's just him and Lady, and Lady is human through and through - this seems like an opportunity he can't pass up. He snatches the blanket and holds it up high so she can't reach to take it from him.]

Heh, are ya' cold babe?

[He didn't. That smarmy bastard snatching up the blanket while she's freezing in the middle of a barren wasteland. She doesn't have time to play grab ass Dante, she can barely feel her fingers and toes right now.]

[Strutting (sort of it looks a little like she's drunk right now) over she crosses her arms over her chest and glares up at him from behind her sunglasses which are totally useless right about now cause it's pretty darn dim around here too.]

If you think I'm going to jump for it you can keep dreaming.

I'm not askin' you to jump for it. Hell, I'm not even askin' for you to beg for it!

[Dante sits down fluidly on the ground, wrapping the blanket around his shoulders and holding it out with his arms. He then glances down to his lap and back up at her.]

C'mon, I'm no Einstein but I can tell you're cold. And Devils aren't good for much, but we're warm at least.

[No, really - he's a walking furnace.]

[She eyes him a bit warily. Seriously he expects her to just crawl in his lap and huddle there and wait for rescue? He does realize who he's talking to right?]

[Her teeth start chattering as if on cue and she quickly clenches her jaw to make them stop. Grumbling she concedes and carefully settles herself in his lap.]

Keep your hands where I can see them.

[Because someone help her it isn't fair he's so damn warm as she shifts slightly in an attempt to take better advantage of his body heat.]

[He snorts. Yeah, yeah he knows the drill. Dante notices that the blanket doesn't cover them all the way - or rather, it doesn't cover Lady completely. Dante readjusts, and wraps the blanket around Lady first to better cover her.]

Just relax, all right? Quit barkin' orders so much, you lose heat keeping your mouth open like that.

[He chuckles slightly to himself before he pulls his arms over the blanket so they're outside - where she can see them like she asked. The cold bites his skin a bit, but he can ignore it for the time being.]

Now is this so terrible?

And here I thought you liked it when I was bossy.

[Yep the cold had to have gotten to her despite their best efforts because that was borderline flirtatious.]

...No. Are you always this hot?

Yeah well my pleasure comes second to your safety.

[He is completely serious about that.]

[Dante smirks slightly as she admits that.]

Yeah, one of the few perks being half-demon...if you can call it a 'perk' anyway...

[He squeezes her a little tighter, keeping his arms still above the blanket.]

Hmm...in that case I'll just have to be extra bossy.

[That's called taking advantage of the situation Lady. It isn't fair.]

Definitely a perk right now.

[And she snuggles a little closer, resting her head on his shoulder.]

Did you just admit that you like that I'm half-Demon?

[Don't push it, Dante...]

[He leans his head against hers, pulling the blanket up just to make sure she's covered up to her neck to keep her warm.]

When did I say that? All I said was that it was perk right now against this cold. You're basically a living blanket.

[She huffs, a few strands of her hair out of her face and shrugs.]

So who'd you ask to set this up anyway?

[Not like anyone else would risk her wrath to do this after all.]

[He glances down, tilting a brow at her.]

Set this...up? Believe it or not, babe, this had nothing to do with me! I just happened to be here!

[He actually looks hurt for a moment.]

Come on, Lady. Would I risk your life like this just for a very slim chance at getting lucky?

[The answer to that is a resounding 'No'.]

Then this sucks a hell of a lot more.

[She slips her hand out from under the blanket (albeit with some effort, how freaking tight do he has her wrapped up in that thing is a joke) and places her gloved palm on his cheek.]

Sorry. I know you wouldn't put me at risk, you've saved me way more times than I sometimes like to admit.

[Like this time...Her peace said she quickly returns her hand back to the warm cocoon created by the blanket and Dante's body before she gets frostbite or something equally horrible.]

[She glances at his hands still exposed to the cold.]

Can you even feel your fingers anymore?

[Is that a blush on Dante's cheeks? I think it is~!!]

[He doesn't really...know how to react to her touching him so tenderly. It doesn't happen to often and sometimes he wonders if it's actually happening.]

[He coughs a little, turning his face to his opposite shoulder so he doesn't cough on her; clearing his blush and bringing him back to his senses. Dante glances to his fingers as she asks.]

Mmmm...not really, but your orders were clear. [He chuckles teasingly.]

[He's a good friend she cares regardless of how she acts on a regular basis. If she didn't she wouldn't give him such a hard time.]

[She gives him time to set himself right and laughs, he's such a goob when she does stuff like that.]

You aren't allowed to let them freeze off either.

[In other words, under the blanket is fair game.]

Heh, you're the boss.

[Dante slides his hands under the blanket, but now he's not sure what to do with them. Is he allowed to...touch her? He reaaaaaaally doesn't want his hands chopped off...]

[He fights through his hesitation and slides his hands around her waist, resting them firmly on her hips as if to tell her he's not gonna' try anything.]

[No, really, he needs his hands!]

How you doin' Lady? You okay?

Tell me something I don't know.

[She isn't going to chop them off, she just told him not to let his fingers freeze off for pete's sake.]

[She's about to tell him to just put his hands somewhere when they settle and relaxes, having tensed during his whole decision making process.]

I'd be better if we were anywhere but here. You?

Oh well, hell yeah - I'd much prefer a nice bar or somethin'.

[He won't mention how he's craving a strawberry sundae - he figures the last thing she needs to be thinking about is ice cream.]

Heh...a bar or...some cozier setting.

[Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Dante, the master of subtlety.]

A bar would be nice.

[A drink would just top this whole thing off.]

Couch?

[Yes she gets it but a couch would be lovely, so she could stretch out and just hog the whole thing up.]

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[Dante smirks, nodding slowly.]

I can work with a couch.

Fun fact: I would have also accepted 'bed' 'pool table' 'kitchen counter/table'.

[He starts laughing loudly now.]

[And she rolls her eyes. Is that all you think about Dante?]

Why am I not surprised that you have a list of acceptable places?

[And then she grins, be afraid Dante. Be very afraid.]

What about: floor, public photobooth, or against a window?

[Just an innocent question due to curiosity absolutely.]

[Does he have a dick? Yes, that is indeed pretty much all he thinks about!]

[He stares in awe as she lists those places. Mind you don't drool, Dante!]

...you wouldn't tease a man, would you?

Uh, yes, yes, and oooh baby, please!!

[He's at her mercy. Completely.]

Take a wild guess.

[Answer: yes she would definitely tease you.]

The photobooth could be fun. Or against a tree. Shower, pool, or jacuzzi.

[She muses aloud. Why yes she is an awful tease.]

[Oh, this is just cruel and unusual punishment.]

Jacuzzi. Yes, especially right now. A jacuzzi sounds like fuckin' heaven right now!!

[Even if they weren't doing anything, a jacuzzi would be amazing...plus, hey, hot chick in a bathing suit!]

[She never said she wasn't going to have a little fun of her own.]

Think about how I feel in that case.

[And she means that in a non-perverted way. she's the poor human stuck in the freaking arctic or wherever. A jacuzzi would do so much for her right about now.]

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