you know what time it is. break out your phones

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Mike Warren | Graceland

[gesta]

It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments.

[northless]

Uh, okay. Wow. That's not a text you get everyday.

I'd ask what your quota is, but I get the feeling it's something along the lines of "none at all". Is it?

[gesta]

Bad choice of words. The preferred is, in fact, absolutely not at all.

[northless]

Must be a really exciting day, then. Or terrifying, depending on your viewpoint.

[gesta]

Let's go with exciting. Never a dull moment.

[northless]

That's optimistic of you. I'd go with a mix of both, personally, but then I haven't had many "could have died" moments.

[gesta]

"Exciting" as they are, I can't really tell you they come all that highly recommended.

[northless]

I figured as much. What are you, a stuntman on some action flick or something?

[gesta]

An actor. Yeah. You know how it is, don't really like to brag. But it's kinda hard when you're a guy who does his own stunts.

[northless]

I don't know, I always thought it was kinda impressive.

[gesta]

Well, that is what the job calls for. Impressive stunts.

[northless]

Must be fun, if not on occasion mildly terrifying.

And, by the way, hi, I'm Robb. Nice to meet you, Mr. Stuntman, even through texts.

[gesta]

It is something of a dream job.

Sorry, hey, yeah. I'm Mike. Good to meet you, too.

[northless]

Compared to being a barista, it sounds exactly like a dream job.

[birthcontrols]

Yeah, kinda how it is around here.

[gesta]

No rest for the wicked?

[birthcontrols]

Something like that. Though I don't think we count as the wicked around here.

[gesta]

Well. No, I guess we don't.

I need more than two icons

[birthcontrols]

There y'go, Levi.

[ozdust]

Y'know, some people might say you should re-evaluate your life choices, but I'm a firm believer in keeping things interesting

[gesta]

I never saw reevaluation as an option.

[ozdust]

Splendiferous.

So who, may I ask, is trying to gut you like a fish? And why?

[listenwritelive]

I'm torn between complete jealousy and being glad that the most exciting thing I've done all day is give myself a paper cut.

[gesta]

Don't downplay the papercut. Given the choice, I'd keep my stitches.

[listenwritelive]

Seriously, I'd rather have the stitches, too. At least with the stitches, you'll have a cool story as to how you got your war wound. Tell me, how did you get them?