caught in the act meme.

[thanksalotforthememe]

We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues. * Post with your character's name and fandom in the subject line * Others reply, stumbling in on you. * You pick a reaction from the list below. (Or roll 1-10!) * PROFIT! REACTIONS: ➊ EMBARRASSMENT Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now. ➋ ANGER How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now. ➌ EXCITEMENT/EXHIBITIONISM happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue. Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, you never know... ➍ APATHY Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime. ➎ SQUICK Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal. ➏ DELAYED reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished. ➐ DERAILED REACTION Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first. ➑ FRUSTRATION COME ON, EVERY TIME! ➒ RELIEF Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch. ➓ WILDCARD! You know the rules!

Comments

Kintaro Oe | Golden Boy | OTA

[like_its_golden]

[Seeing as Kintaro canonly masturbates 3x's more than the average man, getting caught in the act is pretty much bound to happen.]

Want to be embarrassed in front of a priest again? :X

[thatlourdesthing]

[Because, you know, Kintaro's just lucky like that?]

Noh-Varr • Marvel-616 • OTA

[nohsatsu]

[dorkling]

[ He usually wasn't one to just barge into a room, but when nobody answered the knocking, Teddy didn't wait. Something wasn't quite right and he was just going to open the door and find out/ ]

...are you-- uh....

worick arcangelo | gangsta

[gigolos]

Sookie Stackhouse | True Blood | ota

[preciousfairy]

[mendacium]

Well.

[It's not like Nora is all that great with boundaries anyway. Right now, she's just mentally applauding her own restraint, such as it is (i.e. she hasn't gotten any closer yet, which is definitely a struggle).]

Legolas | LOTR | m/m

[mirkwoodprince]

Dick Grayson • Young Justice • OTA

[ex_graybird839]

( Please let me know if you prefer Season 1 or Season 2. )

[turdus_migratorius]

[Tim doesn't knock on the door because he thought it would be okay. Turns out it wasn't. He steps into the room and freezes. Dick was...and his pants were...and his hand...

Oh boy...]

Kadaj | Advent Children | m/m

[merepuppet]

Bilbo Baggins | The Hobbit | m/m

[masterburglar]

[oldest_brother]

[Fili doesn't mean to come walking into your room, smoking his pipe when he does. And he sees what you're doing Bilbo.]

Loki | mcu | m/m

[bitterbrother]

[tricky_angel]

[[Mind an Archangel who impersonates him on a regular basis?]]

Wally West • Young Justice • OTA

[sciencewhizard]

(ooc)

[playsthepart]

[You know you want her to not let him live it down. (I'm fine with either seasons.)]

Junpei Iori | Persona 3 | OTA

[jujujunpei]

[Junpei being caught with his pants down was an inevitability.]

10... idefk i'm laughing too hard

[minusato]

[ WELL THIS IS AN AWKWARD BROMENT. He really regrets barging in with his laptop to see Junpei instead of KNOCKING FIRST. ]

Arkin O'Brien | The Collector Movies | OTA

[themissingpiece]

Nathan Petrelli l Heroes l OTA

[prezstandsalone]

Tim Drake | Young Justice | ota

[turdus_migratorius]

Tony Stark l MCU l OTA

[notonmyspace]

Open to any response so Tony can choose to react as he sees fit.

[jimr]

[It wasn't as if James' arrival was unannounced. The Patriot was in need of repairs that only Tony was qualified to perform, and they'd managed to work out the date and time of his arrival.

So naturally, when he steps into the workshop right on schedule, he's nearly bowled over by what greets him. Perhaps it was his fault for not knocking, but...they're best friends. Since when does he have to knock to enter the workshop?

Still. Lesson learned.]

Whoa!

[He does an about-face that speaks well of his military training, keeping his back towards Tony as he aims his words at the opposite wall.]

In the workshop? Really?

Teddy Altman | Marvel | M/M

[surprisealienprince]

Steve Rogers l MCU l OTA

[feels_taller]

[oneohseventh]

[ooc: Any preference for pre-serum Steve or post?]

Katniss Everdeen | The Hunger Games | F/M

[stillplaying]

Kate Bishop || Marvel

[nothawkette]

Zelman Clock | Black Blood Brothers | OTA

[indomitus]

Naoto Shirogane x Persona 4 x F/M

[pishirogane]

[Oooh kill her now.]

[caster_blaster]

"Yo, Naoto. You in?" Gene asked, knocking on the door. Of course, like most people who aren't really thinking at the moment, he only gives a millisecond of response time before opening the door anyway.

"I wanted to talk to you ab-OOOOOOOLY CRAP!"

Rukia Kuchiki | Bleach | OTA

[snowbounding]

[unhealthy]

[ ooc: human AU, perhaps? ]

Dean Winchester|Supernatural|OTA

[impala_is_my_baby]

[babyinatrenchcoat]

[[Yes please? I know I know I'm horrible.]]

gilgamesh | fate series | ota

[heroical]

Re: gilgamesh | fate series | ota

[thankyouverymooch]

[ well okay

stopping by and just. staring, because clearly that is the polite thing to do ]

Natasha Romanoff | Black Widow || MCU || M/F

[redrussian]

[fistmele]

[ Clint doesn't think much of it. Tasha is his best friend in a way not even Phil compares. It's just- she gets him, as much as he gets her, or at least as much as she lets him. He knows how she is about her personal space and her privacy, but Clint's never figured it was a deal breaker. They've shared rooms before, and shared beds before and seen each other naked before -- it's not a big deal. Technically, they're not off the clock yet, still waiting for their ride out from the hotel room. But Clint's planning to grab his toothbrush so he doesn't knock, just figures she'll hear him because she always does, except when he opens the bathroom door it's not just steam that he sees. Or water that he hears. ]

Shit—!

[ Do not think about that flash of skin you saw, Barton. Do not think about her legs. Do not think about her mouth. Do not—

Ah, fuck. ]

Uh, I'm just gonna—

[ Go and jack off when you're not looking. ]