The Oops Accomplices Meme

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THE OOPS MURDER ACCOMPLICES MEME

This meme is thankfully very straightforward.

1. Post a comment as your character.
2. Comment on someone's post. You have now just committed a murder together. Whether intentional, or completely by accident, you and your friend/lover/random passerby are now in the thick of it.
3. ???
4. Profit.
 

Bonus points if you drag a third party into the equation to be the poor sod who you somehow managed to slay.

 

Some ideas for those that need a bit more of a prompt:

- Maybe it wasn't murder at all, but there is no way on earth you're convincing a jury of that one
- Is this bonding time? Or maybe if you turn the other guy in, you'll get off light...?- Oops looks like you managed to botch the murder, too. They're still alive. ...... Barely.
 
 

 

Comments

[sassiopath]

[Stalking lets you know things about your subject! It was research.

When she dipped down, he watched her, eyes intent. He still wasn't sure she was ready for this and, if she wasn't, he would have to make the kill himself.]

Then do it. Finish him, Erica. He doesn't deserve your time.

[better]

[Peter. Do you ever shut up? Her hand moves outward, claws elongating in a flash. Her hand slid around the back of his head, letting her nails dig in against flesh, taking a sharp hold of him.

In a flash, she tugged against his skull, twisting his head sharply and quickly. The snap came fast and his head lulled forward.]

He didn't deserve much of anything.

[sassiopath]

[No, really he doesn't. It's kind of a thing.

He watched her though, eyes bright and intense. He didn't jerk at that snap but instead gave a low, approving growl.]

No, he didn't. Though you did a beautiful job for your first time.

[better]

[Her head canted to the side, staring at the body. Moving to rise back to her full height, she pushed her toe to his body, making it slump over.]

Mmm... I do love praise.

[sassiopath]

[Peter chuckled at that, already pondering what to do with the body.]

Well, this is all true. Many hesitate. You didn't. I'm impressed.

[better]

We came all this way. It would've been a waste to hesitate.

[She turned around and gazed up at him, her eyes flickering with danger and curiosity.]

Now what?

[sassiopath]

I could name several of your little friends that would be running now. If you had backed down, I could have cleaned up your mess.

[His gaze flickered from her to the body.]

Now to actually clean up the mess. I'm thinking a fire but that makes murder obvious. We could dump his car away from town.

[better]

[She shrugged.]

We should invest in a pig farm. [She really hates thinking about having to clean up. Stupid murder.]

Those CSI shows always find the car and then we'll have more DNA spread all over it. Let's just clean up and leave him.

[sassiopath]

I'm sure Derek would go for that without asking any questions.

[Though it wasn't a bad idea.]

You're worried about Sheriff Stillinski?

[better]

The body count in this town isn't exactly small. [She's more concerned about more hunters coming in and trying to get to the bottom of all the mysterious deaths.]

[sassiopath]

I'm only responsible for a few. One wouldn't have even come to light if not for Stiles and Scott. [What were they doing going around digging Laura up?]

[better]

Doesn't mean there aren't bodies piling up.

So, are you with me with just leaving him for the neighbors to smell in a week?

[sassiopath]

[He considered that, nodding.]

Yeah, that works. We came in through the back. Odds are we weren't seen. Let's go then.

[better]

[Another shrug and she moves out of the front room, leaving the body and heading for the back door. It's not like anyone will believe that she killed him. If anything, her presence there could become scandal with her being underage and him being... him.

Either way, out of there they went.

And away from there too.]

And... now what?

[sassiopath]

[Peter followed her. She hadn't been born to her desires and instincts. Yet here she was, handling it better than some he knew that had been. He caught up with her, lightly nudging her with his shoulder.]

That entirely depends on you, Erica. What do you want to do?

[better]

Why him? Other than the loose reason about Stiles, because I have a feeling Stiles is not going to be happy about this being some gift for him.

[sassiopath]

The truth? [Damn but he hated giving the truth but this time, this time it felt right.]

He abuses children. I'm not a fan of those that abuse children. Stiles might not like it but he didn't deserve what he was dealing with.

[better]

[She nodded, continuing on her way.]

I'm good with that. [Turning around, she walked backwards.] So, you really don't have any ideas of what to do next?

[sassiopath]

[For him it made sense. Of course, there was more to it than that. Another door closed on the fire that had killed his family. Each one could help, right?]

I kind of dumped the last few bodies in plain sight, as you well know. I didn't kill before then. How am I supposed to know? Contrary to what you might think? I was a family man before the fire, Erica, not a killer.

[better]

[She lifted an eyebrow.]

I meant... in general.

[sassiopath]

[He grinned.]

Oh right now I'm considering a drink, maybe a bite of dinner. Could use a beautiful girl on my side.

[All of that and he was thinking food?]

[better]

I've been told I make a rather good beautiful girl.

[sassiopath]

[He paused, looking her over slowly, considering.]

You know, you do make a beautiful girl at that. Go figure.

[better]

I know, it was a shock to me too.

[sassiopath]

So then, I have the beautiful girl. I have money for dinner. I suppose all I need is a place to go. And the agreement I have company.