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lights afire ([personal profile] jading) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2017-09-23 06:17 pm

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Someone Is Sleeping in My Bed!



It's morning in EST. But maybe not for you -- A little too late to be sleeping but y'know what? That's okay. People nap. Sometimes the bed is oh so cozy and you want to snuggle under a blanket and sleep forever. And you don't care if it's your bed or not. You're going to sleep. Like a boss.

Too bad someone doesn't agree.
Rules
The Poster is the character who is asleep.
The Responder is the one who discovers the sleeper.
Therefore, the Responder must do one of three things

I. Decide you know this person! (Castmate, previous threader, whatever.)
Go to Random and Roll.

a. Wake them up - You don't care how friendly you are to the person in your bed; they need to get up.
b. Happy Awakening - Such a shame they're so deep asleep when you're in the mood. How about a nice wake up call? (if you don't like smut, keep this to cuddles, kisses, hugs, or reroll)
c. Prank! - Oh, this has just go to stop. They need to be punished. But how?
Can't beat 'em, Join them - Push 'em over and snuggle up. You're too tried to deal with this craziness right now. Or sleep on your couch.
d. Let them Sleep - Whatever, it's noon. They're asleep and you got things to do. Regard them or disregard them.


II. Decide you have NO CLUE this person is! (People that haven't threaded with each other before, crossovers, castmates who haven't met.)
Go to Random and Roll.

a. Scream 'OMGWTFBBQ GET UP' - While this is probably the default reaction, it's a pretty honest one.
b. Prank! - What a better way for you to remember this moment of meeting than by painting a mustachio on your new 'friend's' face? (Remember, it's your bed. Be wise on what you do.)
c. Gently wake them up - Oh, the poor dears! They must be exhausted but they can't stay here. Be nice, even if it isn't IC for your character. This is what you get for rolling. Shake them up quietly. Or reroll.
d. Get to Know them NON-Biblically - Well, they're asleep. But they left their wallet, important work, or identification out (no matter how OOC it may be)! Let's see who's REALLY sleeping in your bed. (Use your own judgment on what you find. As a suggestion, have the most they find is the sleeper's name and maybe place of work.)
e. Tie 'em up - FUNCTIONAL tying up. Not kinky, no matter what the other party might think. Let them continue their blissful moment of rest. They'll answer questions later and you'll be safe and sound.


III. Decide - f**k the police. You hear me right. F**k 'em.
You move forward and make your own fate!
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When Ezio heads to his room after a long and very busy night, all he wants is to fall into his bed and sleep until it's the afternoon. The faint sound of someone breathing has him freezing as he enters, fading back into the shadows to survey the room in the early dawn light filtering through the shutters. It takes him a moment to make out the source of the sound - a lump under his blankets.

He raises an eyebrow, creeping silently towards the bed until he can get a good look at the intruder.

"Leonardo?" he's so surprised his voice comes out louder than intended, and he winces slightly. The artist looks so serene it would be a shame to wake him.

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[ He hears her heartbeat before he even enters his apartment.

There's no question how Jessica Jones got there, because if there's somewhere she wants to be, she finds a way inside. He only wonders why the heartbeat and steady breathing seems to be coming from his bedroom.

Hanging up his coat and cane before closing the door softly behind him, Matt slips out of his shoes and pads quietly toward the sliding doors. Yes, that's Jessica's heartbeat, alright, and her scent as well. Considering she doesn't tend to get much sleep in the first place, Matt decides to leave her there and get some sleep on his couch instead.

It isn't comfortable like his bed, and he doesn't have the opportunity to change clothes, but it seems cruel to wake her needlessly. ]

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[ This should start "it's not every day that he comes across a woman in an alley" but let's be real. It's New York. People get waylaid in alleys all the time here. Sometimes they don't walk back out, sometimes they do. And Queens is a rough neighborhood. He's just glad he came along when a couple of local toughs decided to rob her, instead of something worse, although both swear she was already unconscious once Bucky puts the fear of accosting strangers for money.

He takes just enough time to check her over, making sure there aren't any serious wounds or life-threatening circumstances, then scoops up the woman and her bag and heads back to his bolthole via a series of smelly alleys and side streets, trying to avoid as many cameras as possible.

The apartment sits in a building several floors above a block of restaurants and little businesses. Middle of the night means no one's around, so other than security footage, their arrival goes unmarked. It's a tiny one bedroom, rented and paid for with stolen Hydra funds, in a place he hopes no one would think to look. Karen is settled as comfortably as possible on the bed. Her purse finds a home on his table. And Bucky stretches out on the floor nearby, figuring he can ask questions in the morning, over coffee. ]

sorry for the slow!

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( So it isn't strictly speaking her bed, most of the furniture in the manor belongs to Rodolphus, and it isn't strictly speaking her allotted part of the manor, either, meaning that she doesn't technically have any business here. It is, however, roughly day three without any sleep, and now that she has made sincere attempts to find it, it eludes her anyway. She would do better with company – and after another fruitless hour of staring out of her window, she gave into the craving.

Now, the room she ought to be stepping into is her fiancé's. Even with the engagement not being a genuine affair, there ought to be some remnant or loyalty, though that might be her imagination. Well, there are a lot of things he doesn't mind, Bella is just going to mentally add this one onto the list.

Her steps are light, nearly soundless, much like Lucius' own when they are on the hunt – and really, that's just a different kind of intimacy if you're looking for justification long enough. From her point of view, she can't tell if she already woke him, though she keeps her fingers crossed, and she slips under his covers as quietly and with as little disturbance as she can. )

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