made_of_stars: (Default)

jyn erso || rogue one || ota

[personal profile] made_of_stars 2017-09-22 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
1: I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!

2: Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.

3: I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and sorry, but I'm coming up blank.

4: Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under my bunk

5: i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. force i hope he wasnt asleep.

6: [bring your own text]
dubiousdistinction: (014)

2. If this is ok - I miss these guys and I'm trying to be around more >.<

[personal profile] dubiousdistinction 2017-09-24 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Well, aren't we feeling rather dramatic tonight?

Awwww <33

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helical: (pic#11577862)

alec lightwood, shadowhunters

[personal profile] helical 2017-09-22 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
1u were throwing up and said "wipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
2why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
3i have a present for you. like a real gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
4your face; I’ve seen enough of it for today. go away now please.
5text him!
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[personal profile] lacquers 2017-09-22 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, is that not a real gift? I've always felt very grateful when it happens, darling.

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thecanarylives: (action: shot)

Sara Lance | DCTV

[personal profile] thecanarylives 2017-09-22 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
1. That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.

2. Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!

3. dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.

4. I swear if you help me with this I will go down on you and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.

5. Text her!
Edited 2017-09-22 18:38 (UTC)
midnightdoctor: (waiting in jail)

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[personal profile] midnightdoctor 2017-09-22 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
In my defense I didn't see the window.

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rebellionbuilt: (cassian - a little amused)

cassian andor || rogue one || ota

[personal profile] rebellionbuilt 2017-09-22 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
1: You fell asleep with your hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.

2: .. and that is why you can't leave me unattended.

3: Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.

4: So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?

5: Okay, but that was a gold-medal-deserving sext. You wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed.

6: [bring your own text]
bayardfirst: (~ mouth)

Keith | Voltron: Legendary Defender

[personal profile] bayardfirst 2017-09-22 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
1. Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.

2. How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety

3. I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?

4. I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
photog: (094)

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[personal profile] photog 2017-09-22 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
oh man, this one's easy.

post dank memes about how much you're willing to accept death. funny and no one will assume anything

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everybodywas: (Uuuuhhhhhh)

Danny Rand | Netflix - MCU

[personal profile] everybodywas 2017-09-22 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
1- Considering she believes I'm part of the 2016 female Russian curling team, I'd say she's pretty drunk

2- He's making romantic advances towards me. And he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.

3- I mean besides the fact I almost got stabbed, we still had a pretty good night.

4. [Misfires welcome.]
midnightdoctor: (quiet anger)

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Who the hell tried to stab you? I need a name.

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[personal profile] burnmydread 2017-09-22 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
1. Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?

2. I think the people from Taco Bell are onto us. They had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.

3. Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.

4. The karaoke bar doesn't have electric avenue. I'll just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue.

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[personal profile] mischiefandice 2017-09-22 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
1. Making bad decisions is what makes our family great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.

2. Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality.

3. I see your sense of humor has developed admirably in its attempts to cover for the rest of your personality. 

4. Besides the stabbing, I had a great time.
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You know I don't think you've ever told me about your family?

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[personal profile] shoelessranger 2017-09-22 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
1. You wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".

2. Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.

3. How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested?

4. idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.

5. (text him)


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deathrace: DO NOT STEAL (pic#11701597)

grace d'argento | blood drive

[personal profile] deathrace 2017-09-22 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
1. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
2. Car sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
3. Text her.
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how did I miss this from my favorite summer show!?!?

[personal profile] toolatetochangethename 2017-09-22 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
2.

[ !!! Things like this don't normally happen to Scott. Clearly this hero gig has hidden benefits. ]

YEs

[ No need to comment how it took him like 0.15 seconds to decide. ]

💋 💋 💋

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[personal profile] takesabeating 2017-09-22 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
1. I know I said I'd always be there for you, but I'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the American judicial system calls reckless endangerment.

2. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower.

3. Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.

4. I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?

5. What part of "Let's have angry sex" means I want to talk?

6. (text him)
scoutsniper: (Default)

i though the others were tempting too

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most people just say 'you're welcome,' Red

oops yes!

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let's go with assumed CR!

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excellent! o7

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Natasha Romanoff | MCU

[personal profile] bozhemoi 2017-09-22 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
1. i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
2. THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
3. well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
4. Text her!
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And how well did that work?
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[personal profile] copyperfect 2017-09-22 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
1. i'm bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
2. Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
3. Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex

(text him)

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[personal profile] blueballer 2017-09-23 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
fuck that it aint th same
cuz if we wer cuddlin we culd go another round
nsted of jus jerkin off alown

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Horatio Hornblower | Hornblower Saga

[personal profile] hotspurs 2017-09-22 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
A] Hard to get? I'm playing 'leave me the fuck alone.'

B] Because it's an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome.

C] And she probably thinks I'm in love with her, but after three shots of Patron you love anything.

D] [text him]
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[personal profile] treacletart 2017-09-22 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Clearly you need to learn how to better handle your liquor.

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Lavernius Tucker | Red vs Blue

[personal profile] lovernotafighter 2017-09-22 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
1. Just got up with the club stamp on my ass. How did it get there????

2. He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.

3. All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire

4. ...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.

5. That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.

6. I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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[personal profile] riveres 2017-09-22 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
You were drunk and didn't want the pass stamped on your hand so you pulled your pants down and told them they could mark your ass instead.

They thought it was funny so they did and they let in your pantless ass.

I can't go anywhere with you.

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Sam Drake | Uncharted

[personal profile] seekingmyfortune 2017-09-22 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
1. i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.

2. im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.

3. Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?

4. and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.

5. [Text him!]
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what the fuck is with the holy water

...okay but is it actual absinthe or is it the knockoff american neutered version because there is a difference

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Twelfth Doctor | Doctor Who

[personal profile] not_the_question 2017-09-22 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
1. You ran into a window then asked ME what the hell I was doing.

2. You know something is wrong with your life when "mum" is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't.

3. The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.

4. That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.

5. Text him!
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[personal profile] wantschips 2017-09-22 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Then put on a kilt and get over here. Go full-Scottish.

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