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[personal profile] spideyguy 2017-07-21 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)

Is now a bad time to tell you that i can't get drunk?

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[personal profile] dannyrand 2017-07-21 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
is that a spider thing?
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2017-07-21 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
something like that. pretty sure it has to do with my metabolism; if I drank enough of it i might be able to sustain a buzz but i'm not sure.
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[personal profile] dannyrand 2017-07-21 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
That kinda sucks, at least I can kinda turn mine off.

I never thought about superpowers keeping you sober... I wonder if that's why Jess can drink so much.
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2017-07-21 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
if you couldn't, would you have to wear gloves all the time? that'd be hilarious, so biker-chic of you

if i had to hazard a guess, i'd imagine she takes a little less than me, but still a substantial amount to get to that state. going off of the little i know about her powers
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[personal profile] dannyrand 2017-07-21 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Man I'm pretty sure I'd be dead if I couldn't turn mine off. Wears me out!

I don't know man, I bet she could probably still drink you under the table.
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2017-07-21 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
i can't help but wonder how that sort of energy expenditure affects your metabolism.
have you ever tried drinking with the fist on?

well, practice makes perfect. besides, im sure once i got drunk i wouldnt want to keep going. jessica never stops.
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[personal profile] dannyrand 2017-07-21 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you building up to a 'drunken fist' joke?

Maybe we'll just never test that theory.
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2017-07-21 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
whaaat? cheap jokes? ME?

there's scientific curiosity and then there's a death wish, one of which i do not possess
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[personal profile] dannyrand 2017-07-21 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
You're right, I forgot who I was talking to!

Isn't there a pretty thin line between those two?
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2017-07-21 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
damn straight!

tomato tomahto. point in case, i'd definitely be willing to keep you company while you got shitfaced.
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[personal profile] dannyrand 2017-07-21 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
That sounds like it might end up being a mistake. Maybe we can just settle for ice-cream.
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2017-07-21 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
it was your idea in the first place, danny boy

but i can definitely do ice cream~
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[personal profile] dannyrand 2017-07-22 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
That was before I knew I was going against the Amazing Sober-Spider.

We can meet half way with rum raisin.
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2017-07-22 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
hey, i never said you weren't welcome to try, but it would take a s e r i o u s amount of like, pure alcohol

sounds like a plan, stan
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[personal profile] dannyrand 2017-07-22 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe when we're up for an adventurous weekend and I don't have to get up at six am to teach small children how to do kung-fu.

Feel free to swing by when you're available.
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2017-07-22 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
YIKES. i know it's like, monk discipline or whatever, but you couldn't push that back to 8?
damn.

im ignoring that pun. should be free in like ten mins as long as the city doesnt spit out another supervillain to ruin my night
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[personal profile] dannyrand 2017-07-22 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
School starts at 8

Man I delivered you that pun on a plate and you're gonna ignore it? Ow.
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2017-07-22 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
riiight theyre high schoolers arent they

when you tell me one i havent heard before, thats when you'll earn my attention
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[personal profile] dannyrand 2017-07-22 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Grade School, High Schoolers are after 5, you know you can't get them out of bed early to save their lives.

I got a couple saved up. I'll rock your socks off one day man, be prepared.
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2017-07-22 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
wow, you train em young

oh trust me, im waiting with ~bated~ breath
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[personal profile] dannyrand 2017-07-22 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
It's good to start young, but they don't get to learn the cool dangerous stuff like nunchucks until sixth grade.

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[personal profile] spideyguy 2017-07-22 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
you know how to use nunchucks?? and you don't run around with them all the time??duuuude
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[personal profile] dannyrand 2017-07-22 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I know how to use a lot of things. But I kinda need my hands free, like-- Iron Fist, right?
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2017-07-30 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
yeah but like?? still?? dude. super cool. you should get like, a utility belt. that'd be so dope

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