1sts: (pic#10542753)
1sts ([personal profile] 1sts) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2017-02-05 01:57 am

Gen Texts


texting meme

You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.)

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.
sparklingby: (zomgwtfbbq)

suou tamaki | ouran high school host club

[personal profile] sparklingby 2017-02-05 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
fragrant_hitachiin: (eh bored whatever)

[personal profile] fragrant_hitachiin 2017-02-06 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Hikaru is upset you haven't kissed him yet.
sparklingby: (o ho ho ho)

1/I'm sorry

[personal profile] sparklingby 2017-02-06 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Cuddly, warming and beloved forehead chuus from the best of all possible Daddies are handed out during evening, devil twin. Good children would know that.
sparklingby: (daddy saw that)

[personal profile] sparklingby 2017-02-06 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Which is to say, you're bad children.
sparklingby: (: ))

[personal profile] sparklingby 2017-02-06 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
The very worst.
sparklingby: (hehe heh hehehehe)

done!

[personal profile] sparklingby 2017-02-06 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
No Haruhi Christmas presents for you.
fragrant_hitachiin: (offended)

brb dying [1/3]

[personal profile] fragrant_hitachiin 2017-02-06 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
...

Edited 2017-02-06 02:49 (UTC)
fragrant_hitachiin: (annoyed irked)

[3/3]

[personal profile] fragrant_hitachiin 2017-02-06 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Hikaru absolutely has the worst taste in men.
sparklingby: (zomgwtfbbq)

[personal profile] sparklingby 2017-02-06 10:05 am (UTC)(link)
....ehhhhhhhhhhhhh...?

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fortunette: (Twiddling fingers)

[personal profile] fortunette 2017-02-06 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
So how are you and Haruhi doing?
sparklingby: (: ))

[personal profile] sparklingby 2017-02-06 10:06 am (UTC)(link)
Haruhi is enjoying her senpai-kouhai time cooing at tiny goldfish in pet shops, a traditional Ouran activity which I most certainly didn't just come up with and make her do. Goldfish are wooooonderfuuuuuuul. We love them.
fortunette: (Alright Tikki)

[personal profile] fortunette 2017-02-06 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Aww. That actually does sound like fun. Sometimes I really envy you. You can actually talk to the person you like.
sparklingby: (o ho ho ho)

[personal profile] sparklingby 2017-02-06 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
There, there. A little bird happened to tell me it's quite sure that a beautiful princess like yourself can speak to anyone.
instantcoffee: (pic#6647058)

[personal profile] instantcoffee 2017-02-06 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Kyouya-senpai asked me to ask you not to send him texts of just emoji. I'm not his secretary, but I think he threatened me with more debt, so.

Please stop sending Kyouya-senpai texts with only emoji.
sparklingby: (zomgwtfbbq)

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[personal profile] sparklingby 2017-02-06 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
But. But. But. Butbutbutbutbutbutbutbut


BUT.
sparklingby: (CHUU)

[personal profile] sparklingby 2017-02-06 10:09 am (UTC)(link)
Haaaaaaruuuuuuuuhiiiiiiiiiiii........... how will Mother's blood-thirsting evil overlord heart ever thaw without this lovely pixelated image of a tiny cat-that-could-be-a-walrus-or-a-rabbit-I-can't-tell-but-it's-certainly-moe?

Edited 2017-02-06 10:09 (UTC)
onelevelmeaner: (pic#4955569)

[personal profile] onelevelmeaner 2017-02-06 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Tono. I thought we discussed that you'd stop sending messages at 6am.
sparklingby: (o ho ho ho)

[personal profile] sparklingby 2017-02-06 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Now, now, nooooooooow, evil twin part-I, let's please be reasonable. Too much drama outside of a perfect princess and dragon fantasy is quite bad for digestion. Why, is that your stomach growling? O ho ho ho, indeed it is. Daddy would know that raspy sound of unending horror a-n-y-w-h-e-r-e!

So, no exaggerating! Your nose will grow and grow and grow and grow, until Honey-senpai will have no choice but to nap cutely in the shade.

I texted at a most sensible and accommodating 6:15 a.m.
onelevelmeaner: ([misc] omg becky look at her butt)

1/?

[personal profile] onelevelmeaner 2017-02-06 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm going to block your number.
onelevelmeaner: ([happy] why yes i am a smartass)

[personal profile] onelevelmeaner 2017-02-06 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
No, actually. I'll have my phone number changed!
onelevelmeaner: ([happy] cheeeese)

[personal profile] onelevelmeaner 2017-02-06 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
And only cool, not-annoying members will get it.
onelevelmeaner: ([devious] huhu)

done

[personal profile] onelevelmeaner 2017-02-06 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
And since you're totally uncool, this means ☆NOT YOU☆!
sparklingby: (DENIED)

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[personal profile] sparklingby 2017-02-06 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT A TERRIBLE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE NIGHTMARISH THING TO SAY TO YOUR LOVEY-DOVEY DADDY WHO RATES TEN-STARS-OUT-OF-FIVE, ONE OF A KIND AND ALWAYS ON TIME WITH SPECIAL COMMONERS' HOT CHOCOLATE FROM AN ACTUAL PACK THAT LETS YOU FEEL THE GRANULES, THEY'RE WONDERFUL GRANULES, THE BEST GRANULES, A M A Z I N G GRANULES, AND HOW ARE YOU REPAYING THAT, EHHHH???? WHERE'S YOUR FILIAL PIETY? YOUR BUDDHA STATUE WILL SHRIEK, THROW ON ITS FINEST LOUBOUTINS AND HAUNT YOU AT NIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S ITS PITTER-PATTERING RIGHT THERE, IT'S COMING TO GET YOU, WE'LL WRITE DOWN 'MEANIE MEANFACE SON' ON YOUR GRAVE, YOU KNOW, GIVE DADDY THAT NUMBER AT O N C E!!!!!
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sparklingby: (ummmm)

[personal profile] sparklingby 2017-02-06 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
...........that is.

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