footsheath ([personal profile] footsheath) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2017-01-22 01:05 am

midnight texting

The Midnight Texting Meme 

It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's, or brooding alone in the alleys as one does, when your phone rings and dings and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this time? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? Pick up your phone and find out! 

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tsar_of_ice: (Nini-forov)

hey BFF

[personal profile] tsar_of_ice 2017-01-22 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
what's the current betting on how many dildos will get chucked onto the ice at Europeans?

[ Because surely this happens... ]
buttgrab: (your party)


[personal profile] buttgrab 2017-01-24 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Odds are on five right now. My choreography is more subtle this year.

[ For him, at least. But someone has to toe the line! ]
tsar_of_ice: (Engaged)

[personal profile] tsar_of_ice 2017-01-24 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Subtle, huh? I don't think that will matter, though. People already know you're sexy on the ice regardless of your program so they still might gift you those toys.

I wonder how this will affect the nosebleeding fans, though.
buttgrab: (and japan)

[personal profile] buttgrab 2017-01-25 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
That's the troublesome part. A man of my tastes requires variety in life and I've gotten so many doubles. :(

It's a delicate tightrope I walk. The ISU is starting to associate me with gratuitous bodily fluids and that's really not fair.
tsar_of_ice: (Kyun)

[personal profile] tsar_of_ice 2017-01-25 09:27 am (UTC)(link)
It's what you do with what you get that will show what kind of man you are. ;)

They're just jealous because you're oozing with sex appeal, something they can only dream of. But maybe surprising the ISU with a sweet and innocent program might work in your favour?