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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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Agent Carolina | Red vs. Blue

[startpoint]

1. I’m spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.

2. His face was nice enough, but his choice of armor screamed backstabbing merc

3. I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - yeah, it was a good weekend.

4. Why is your signature on my underwear?

5. I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.

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[flowerida]

Whoopsie daisy! I think I might have gotten just a teensy bit too enthusiastic with the drinks last night! Do you think you could pass that back to me?