1sts: (pic#10542753)
1sts ([personal profile] 1sts) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2016-12-25 02:26 am

Santa Baby, slip some gen texts under the tree for me

texting meme

You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.)

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.
tsar_of_ice: (Nini-forov)

Viktor Nikiforov ❄ Yuri on Ice

[personal profile] tsar_of_ice 2016-12-25 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Text or SNS everything okay!]
piroshkis: (slugboi)

[personal profile] piroshkis 2016-12-26 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
happy birthday how's it feel to be 45
tsar_of_ice: (Brat-ya)

[personal profile] tsar_of_ice 2016-12-26 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ You just had to hit him where it hurts. Just because his hair's like that, doesn't mean he's already old, Yurio. ]

I would tell you but I wouldn't know because I am not 45.

So, when should I expect my /actual/ gift?
piroshkis: (-_-)

[personal profile] piroshkis 2016-12-26 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
idk i'm not in charge of the mail

[...which means yes, he did in fact buy you something Viktor. Awww.]
tsar_of_ice: (Ii ne?!)

[personal profile] tsar_of_ice 2016-12-27 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ So touched. (He's definitely making his moe expression in the icon.) ]

Are you going to make me guess?

[ He's going to guess anyway. ]

Pirozhikis would go bad if mailed so it's not food. Is it something cute?
piroshkis: (GAG ME)

[personal profile] piroshkis 2016-12-27 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
of course it's not food!! i'm not gonna send you a box of crumbs!!

it's not cute, it's awesome.

[Lies, it's adorable and mildly insulting.]
tsar_of_ice: (Ii ne?!)

[personal profile] tsar_of_ice 2016-12-27 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
It's so good to hear that you're so concerned that I won't get mere crumbs, Yuri. You're such a good boy! [ Vitya doesn't mean it as a 'good boy' to a dog, but it may have come across like that. :P ]

Now I'm even more curious. How about a clue?

[ Once Viktor sees that shirt, you're going to get glomped the next time he sees you, Yurio. ]
piroshkis: (>||||||||||)

[personal profile] piroshkis 2016-12-27 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[You can't hear it, Viktor, but Yurio is letting out the longest, loudest groan ever.]

I'm not concerned!! I just have more respect for food!!

The clue is you have to use it even when you're drunk.
tsar_of_ice: (???)

[personal profile] tsar_of_ice 2016-12-28 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
You only say that but I know what you really mean. Don't worry. That you're a nice, thoughtful boy--I'll keep it a secret. It'll only be between me and my followers!

[ He's even more clueless. Shouldn't things come off when drunk? ]

Is it a camera?

[ To document the shenanigans? But Phichit already has that covered... ]
piroshkis: (Default)

[personal profile] piroshkis 2016-12-28 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
it's like you're actively trying to make me hate you.

[You keep your clothes on, Viktor, or Yuri will not be responsible for his actions.]

i'm not telling! you have to wait and see for yourself!!!
tsar_of_ice: (Little Shit)

[personal profile] tsar_of_ice 2016-12-28 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He can’t promise the clothes will stay on so he won’t. ]

But it’s not working, isn’t it?

Aw, but I don’t know when I'll receive it. Come on, spare me a sleepless night here, Yurio. It’s already my birthday and I still don’t have your gift yet. :(

Is it something handmade and you're embarrassed? :D I promise I won't SNS it and tag you if you tell me now. :)

[ Whatever his promises are worth these days... ]
piroshkis: (>||||||||||)

[personal profile] piroshkis 2016-12-29 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
[There are So Many Reasons that Yurio doesn't Facetime Viktor anymore, but sometimes he misses the effect of turning an annoyed scowl right on this sunshiney excuse for a human being.]

wow you guessed right it's macaroni art happy birthday here's some garbage on a piece of paper.
tsar_of_ice: (Little Shit)

[personal profile] tsar_of_ice 2016-12-29 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Come now, Yurio. Something you made can't possibly be called garbage! Maybe surrealism or abstract, sure, but I'm sure it's not /garbage/.

I wish you had taken a picture of it so I can see and admire it now.
piroshkis: (>||||||||||)

[personal profile] piroshkis 2016-12-30 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
i didn't LITERALLY make you macaroni art viktor wtf
tsar_of_ice: (вкусно!)

[personal profile] tsar_of_ice 2017-01-02 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ooc: Sorry for the delay! I got so caught up in the new year’s preparation and celebration. No pressure tagging back! (Also, happy new year! ^_^ ) ]

But if you DID, I’m sure it would have been not garbage. :D

Soooo you’ll tell me now what you got me? Maybe your grandpa knows? I can ask him.

[ Take him out of his misery, and you from yours Yurio. ]
piroshkis: (GAG ME)

shhhh all the tags back ALSO HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU :D

[personal profile] piroshkis 2017-01-03 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
UGH YOU'RE SUCH A PAIN also wtf you have my grandpa's number????

[But just to make you knock it off, Viktor, here, have a screenshot of the order form.]
tsar_of_ice: (???)


[personal profile] tsar_of_ice 2017-01-03 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Why wouldn't I? Kolya loves me. We're great friends. (^ ♡ \ )

[ Assuming it doesn't show any more details other than it being an order for a graphic "Stubborn Poodle" tee... ]

Yuri! Makkachin is not stubborn! :(
piroshkis: (-_-)

[personal profile] piroshkis 2017-01-03 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
because it's WEIRD!! i don't text YOUR grandparents!!!

uhhhh clearly you've never met your own dog jeez
tsar_of_ice: (Little Shit)

[personal profile] tsar_of_ice 2017-01-03 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Is someone jealous that some famous person is being friendly and texting with their grandpa??

I know my dog and Makkachin is the sweetest, most behaved and obedient dog ever!

[ Aside from that time when Makkachin makkachoked because buns > listening to your dad. :| ]
piroshkis: (GAG ME)

[personal profile] piroshkis 2017-01-05 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not JEALOUS I'm CREEPED OUT!! and if you teach him "youth slang" I'm going to MURDER YOU.

well fine if you don't want your gift i'll just return it whatever
tsar_of_ice: (???)

[personal profile] tsar_of_ice 2017-01-05 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
That is a WONDERFUL idea, Yuri! Why haven't I thought of that before? I'm sure Kolya will love it. (^ ♡ \\ )

I never said I didn't want it. Just that I didn't agree that my sweet Makkachin was stubborn!

[ Stubborness seems to run in the family. ]
piroshkis: (GAG ME)

[personal profile] piroshkis 2017-01-06 03:03 am (UTC)(link)

sure sure whatever. i'm not dogsitting ever again though. dumb dog ate my vans.
tsar_of_ice: (Brat-ya)

[personal profile] tsar_of_ice 2017-01-08 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Why are you like that Yurio... T__T Is that any way to talk to your father? ]

You won't be able to do that because Makkachin will protect me and eat your Vans again if you so much as steps foot in the bathroom! I was going to say sorry about the one Makkachin ate but because you're mean I'm not going to anymore.
piroshkis: (tiniest ponytail)

[personal profile] piroshkis 2017-01-08 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[This is your terrible child Viktor congrats.]

do you even know what a van is you wear loafers
tsar_of_ice: (???)

[personal profile] tsar_of_ice 2017-01-08 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ :| You're just the second child, Yurio, because Makkachin is first born. So be respectful to your older sibling. :P ]

Just because I don't wear them doesn't mean I don't know about them. Should I be surprised you know what loafers are?

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