orbislife: screenshot of Zenyatta's Focused highlight intro (The payload and I move as one)

The payload moves like a... s-stone...

[personal profile] orbislife 2016-07-16 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Hello, Payload.
I tried to push you, but I did not know driving was an option.

[ Does Zenyatta even know how to drive?! ]
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sdfgh it doessss

[personal profile] moveitorloseit 2016-07-16 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Zenyatta, my man! Er, omnic! I was really jazzed to see you! Never expected to meet a celebrity.

Usually it isn't, but someone totally tried to get in last night. I think it was after everybody left.
orbislife: screenshot of Zenyatta looking to the side (Your will is strong my friend)

Payload payload payload!

[personal profile] orbislife 2016-07-16 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I was not aware I was a celebrity.

[ Autocorrect: Did you mean "Mondatta"? ]

But, are you well? Do you require assistance?
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[personal profile] moveitorloseit 2016-07-16 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
If you aren't, somebody needs to tell that cyborg kid.

[Because Genji talks about you all the time.]

I could use a little push if you don't mind. Some punks left me in front of a Denny's. I've been making up stories about the people with window seats for the last hour.
orbislife: screenshot of Zenyatta's harmony victory pose (A chance to focus)

[personal profile] orbislife 2016-07-17 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, Genji. Master is flattered that you talk about him a lot around the payload. As... strange as that sounds. ]

Is it the Denny's closest to the base? I will be there promptly.

[ But remember, Zenyatta isn't the fastest on the team unless Ana uses her ult on him while he's Transcendent... ]
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[personal profile] moveitorloseit 2016-07-17 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
GPS says yes.

I wish I knew whose bright idea it was to try to take a freakin payload.

Who even does that?
orbislife: screenshot of Zenyatta's peace sign victory pose (Peace be upon you)

[personal profile] orbislife 2016-07-17 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I am on my way.

Perhaps you can tell me of those stories you made up to pass the time?

[ No comment about who would try to take the payload because he doesn't have a clue either. ]