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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-07-01 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
there is no physically possible way for you to outdrink me without dying
this isnt a challenge, johnny, it's scientific fact
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[personal profile] burnwithawesome 2016-07-02 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
I am a man that catches on fire.
I think it's safe to say I spit in the face of science.
so I'll either win or die trying.
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-07-02 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
and i can stop a cement truck ~dude~
tell your sister to prepare your eulogy then
like honestly you're going to be foaming on the floor and i'll barely even be buzzed man