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ᴊᴜɴᴋᴏ ᴇɴᴏsʜɪᴍᴀ ([personal profile] dispairages) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2016-05-08 06:07 pm

Age gaps, not thigh gaps

the AGE GAP meme

1. Post with your characters, including what role you'd like your character to play (older/younger) and your preferences (no one under ____, no number 2, roleplay only, etc).
2. Tag around, either choosing options at random or using some kind of RNG.
3. Don't be naughty~. Or do.

1. All of this is roleplay. You're acting a part.
2. This is real. You're actually living this.

(possible) SCENARIOS
1. PARENT & CHILD: So, have you been bad? You know what happens to bad kids...
2. OLDER SIBLING & YOUNGER SIBLING: If the parents aren't in the picture, someone has to take care of business.
3. OTHER FAMILIAL RELATIONSHIP: Keepin' it in the family.
4. TEACHER & STUDENT: Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me...at least not during schools hours.
5. DOCTOR & PATIENT: An apple a day keeps the doctor away, unless you want to play.
6. CUSTOMER & STRIPPER/DANCER/HOOKER: Older people have the money, younger people need the money. Surely something can be worked out.
7. JAILBAIT: One of you better watch out, because this is trouble with a capital T.
8. THE BABYSITTER: ...you've seen the porn. I don't have to describe this.
9. CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURES: If you don't see something you want, make it up.
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Bucky Barnes | MCU | OTA

[personal profile] tiltheend 2016-05-08 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Can be Civil War compliant.]
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-09 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Would you be interested in a certain spider?]
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[personal profile] tiltheend 2016-05-09 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Yes plz! My side otp.]
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Gonna go with a little Civil War AU oddity, let me know if this works for you!

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-09 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Peter didn't mean to get caught on the Quinjet. But Tony yelled for them to stop, and what was he supposed to do? He webbed himself to the bottom of the damn thing and started climbing, hand over hand, up the line to the jet.]

Okay, woah, that's high. That's super high. Fuck. [He made the mistake of looking down, clinging to the jet with nothing more than his fingertips. Granted, that was enough that he'd be fine, but still.

So after the momentary panic gripped him, he started crawling. Over the top, to the front window. He'd wave, but he was kind of terrified of falling. Instead, he shoved his fist into something that looked like it might be important, and started ripping the jet apart.

What happened next was kind of a blur, but Peter knew they were falling out of the sky. That's about when he blacked out, with the earth rushing up the meet them. Hopefully Tony would tell his Aunt May something noble about how he died.

Peter didn't come to until a while later, mask torn, low groan coming from the center of his chest. Ow. He felt like he'd been hit by a truck.]
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assuming before siberia sometime lalala

[personal profile] tiltheend 2016-05-09 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ If Steve had let him, he'd have shot a hole through the front of the jet to knock the spider guy...thing off. But no, can't let one single person die.

But then they're falling out of the sky. Bucky thinks about bailing all together but Steve won't have it, which is why he's coming to while Steve's dragging him from smoke and wreckage. He blinks twice before looking around. The spider in the red and blue suit is beside him, looking near dead; and Steve's off to his other side, falling as if exhausted.

The hell didn't you let me just shoot him for? I would've wounded him. Barely. [ Bucky groans, throwing his arm to sock Steve lightly. It hurts the smallest bit, but doesn't stop him from doing the same to the other, too. ]
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-09 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
[He's a kid, Buck, Jesus. We don't shoot kids. Steve snorted and collapsed in the dirt, presumably exhausted.

Peter, on the other hand, has enough of his senses left for his hand to come out and grab Bucky's, simply on reflex. It's not enough to stop the 'light' tap, but it's enough to startle Peter back into a vague semblance of action.]

You're under arrest or...something. [He honestly doesn't care at this point, head flopping back against the ground.] Dude I did not sign up for this.
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[personal profile] tiltheend 2016-05-09 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ Bucky rolls his eyes because his logic is winning and he hates it.

He doesn't bother to try and get his wrist out of the grasp. That's not being had when he's this beat.
] Kid, you're not arresting anyone. Unless you hop up and start running laps around us. And have handcuffs fit for us hiding in that leotard...thing.

[ Tired, yet he still finds it in him to chuckle. ]
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-09 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Do I have to?

[Peter groaned and just laid there on the ground, Bucky's wrist in his hand. He didn't even care enough to let go. How was it possible to hurt this much? He could feel his body healing already, but he was going to be a walking bruise for the next couple days.]

It's aerodynamic, asshole. What are you, a missing Beegee? What's with the hair?
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[personal profile] tiltheend 2016-05-09 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The aerodynamic comment has him chuckling again, but then he's confused. ]

It's just hair. What's a Beegee? [ Honestly, Bucky just wasn't given luxaries under HYDRA's watchful eye. Hence the hippy length hair. ]
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-09 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
You look like a card-carrying member of the unwashed masses.

[Peter doesn't know, frankly, jack shit. Tony brought him in under near-duress conditions. He was more of a stopping muggings type of guy.]

It's a disco music group.

[Steve has opted to just fall the fuck asleep, letting his healing factor take over.]
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[personal profile] tiltheend 2016-05-10 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Coming from the one crawling around like a spider. Webs and all. [ It's just too bad Steve's passed out. He'd have heard his best friend laugh a real laugh for the first time in decades that wasn't faked. ]

You lost me, kid. Sorry.
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-10 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Like your friend said, everybody has a gimmick. I'm all about branding.

[Peter snorts and groans again when pain shoots up his side. Ow.]

Who even are you, dude?
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[personal profile] tiltheend 2016-05-10 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Bucky is really surprised when he asks who he is. He thought everyone pretty much already knew. The Winter Soldier reputation wasn't a small one, after all. ]

Bucky. Steve's friend.
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-10 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright Bucky, well I'd like you to know that I'm lodging a formal complaint about your pop culture skills.

[He has no idea he's talking to the Winter Soldier, which he does know about from the news. But Tony kind of just pointed him at one side of the tarmac and said go.]

I can't fight someone if they don't get my jokes. I just can't, it's demoralizing. [He glances over at the super soldier, which is really just a tilt of his head.] Truce?
Edited 2016-05-10 18:02 (UTC)
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[personal profile] tiltheend 2016-05-10 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Take it up with whoever's left from HYDRA. And while you're at it, let me know where they're hiding.

[ He lets his head drop against the ground and lets out a long breath. ] Sure. Truce.
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-10 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohh, great, HYDRA. [Peter huffs and finally lets go of Bucky's wrist.] What a bag of dicks.

We just fell out of a plane. Like an action movie. [He sighs and rubbed the bridge of his nose through the tatters of his mask.] My life is ridiculous.
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[personal profile] tiltheend 2016-05-10 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He clicks his tongue intead of opening his mouth and saying 'tell me something else i know'. The kid doesn't even know the half of it. Or maybe he does, Bucky wouldn't know. ]

Ha. It's my second time within a couple of hours. I got you beat.
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-10 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, we're cock fighting now? [Peter snorts and turns to eye Bucky. He still doesn't feel like moving much.] TSA must hate you. Especially with the arm. Which, by the way, cool. So cool.
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[personal profile] tiltheend 2016-05-15 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ Bucky was going to make a smartass comment regarding cock fighting, but then Peter's raving about his arm. And if there's one thing that bothers him more than his lack of memory, it's his arm. ]

It's not. [ He shifts, almost as if he's trying to hide it away when there's really no where to hide it. There's not even a sleeve to cover the shining metal. ]
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-15 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
It is. [Peter insists, and he's being completely honest.] I know it must have sucked hard to have to have it in the first place, but as prosthetics go it's awesome.

[He flops back again, stretching his arms above his head. Ow, his shoulder hurts. Might have popped a few joints, but they'd sort themselves out eventually.] I could really go for a sandwich right now.
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[personal profile] tiltheend 2016-05-15 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe...it is better than nothing. [ Though, he could probably go through life alright just missing his arm entirely. Already does really, when he thinks about all the prosthetic has done to people with just a few hits. ]

Really? Good thing we're in the middle of nowhere. [ It's like Bucky eats, sleeps, and breathes snark since his time with HYDRA. ]
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-15 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
You should pimp it out. Spinning rims or something cool.

Alright you, not everyone can subscribe to your crazy superhero 'I-don't-need-sleep-or-food-I-live-on-freedom' bullshit. [He assumes because Bucky is with Cap that that's what's going on here.] My metabolism borders on ridiculous and I just fl from a plane.

[Peter's at least going to give as good as he gets.]
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[personal profile] tiltheend 2016-05-15 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's funny because he has no idea what Peter means by that. Or what spinning rims are. Bucky just turns to stare at him like he's grown a third eye. ]

I do have to sleep and food is a must, okay? Food's good. [ Actually, his stomach is rumbling just as he says that. He didn't realize he was hungry until Peter brought it up. ]

We'll starve and this punk's gonna sleep through it.
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-15 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
He's human! [Peter mock cries in fear, clutching at his chest. He's an asshole, he's come to terms with this.] Food is good. What's your favorite kind?

At least he'll have a means of sustanence in the form of our cooling bodies. I bet I'm pretty stringy, but you would make a good steak or two. [He's pretty sure Bucky's bicep is the size of his head, but even Peter doubts he'd put up with Peter taking measurements to compare.] Sleep is equally as important to healing, but he's only going to wake up hungrier than both of us combined.
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[personal profile] tiltheend 2016-05-15 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
The edible kind. That's not old or moldy. [Seventy years of that and you learn to like whatever you can get your hands on. ]

There's no way in hell he's eating me. Plus, Steve wouldn't have it in him. He'd feel too bad about it. I think he'd want to starve first and let us eat him.

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