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ᴀ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ ɪ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ([personal profile] memepasta) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2016-05-06 09:18 am
spideyguy: (Talking 2)


[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-07 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
[The text is actually an email, sent to Steve's Stark communicator.]

The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
pursuitofcappiness: (does anyone wanna get out)

Re: 4

[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2016-05-08 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
I'll come get it, but you'll have to tell me where it is.

[ Uh, and if he knows how it even got to Queens. ]
spideyguy: (Can't Look!)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-08 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
73rd Street, apartment 1814.
I didn't realize they were so water resistant.

[Yeah he's currently spread-eagled on his bed feeling like he got hit by a truck, he isn't getting it. Sorry. Let's just say it was a rough night for everybody.]
pursuitofcappiness: (hands up and touch the sky)

[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2016-05-08 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
The suit's waterproof, fireproof and bulletproof. But Tony decided the phones should be, too.

I'm sure he'd give you one.
spideyguy: (Hmph)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-08 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Smart move. Those lifeproof boxes only go so far.

I doubt he could make one that's me-proof. I go through phones weekly.
pursuitofcappiness: (remember that time down on delancey?)

[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2016-05-08 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Frame it as a challenge. You'll have one in two weeks.
spideyguy: (Talking 2)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-08 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
I'm telling you, it can't be done. I tend to crush them when I'm not paying attention.
pursuitofcappiness: (realization of disappointment)

[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2016-05-08 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Banner's got a phone. I think you'll be alright.
spideyguy: (Smile)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-08 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
You can't seriously expect me to believe the Hulk uses Banner's phone. Dude.
pursuitofcappiness: (alright it's go time)

[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2016-05-08 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
No, but it doesn't get crushed.

He just doesn't answer.
spideyguy: (Default)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-08 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
If this is a bet Cap we should put something important on the table.

Your phone is ringing again it might be important
pursuitofcappiness: (oh that's how it pieces together)

[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2016-05-10 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
There's a caller ID, right?

Who is it?

I'm on my way.
spideyguy: (Hm)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-10 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
There is but it says
I don't know how to phrase this except bluntly
'General Cinnamon Thighs'
pursuitofcappiness: (built on trust)


[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2016-05-11 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Must be Tony.
pursuitofcappiness: (sudden random attention)

2/4 like 3 seconds later

[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2016-05-11 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
I meant
pursuitofcappiness: (that son of a bitch)

[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2016-05-11 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
It must be Tony who changed that in my contacts.
pursuitofcappiness: (realization of disappointment)


[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2016-05-11 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
Nevermind. I'll be right there.
spideyguy: (Woah)


[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-11 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
how do i even
spideyguy: (Can't Look!)


[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-11 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
i honestly have no response to that. congratulations?
pursuitofcappiness: (not liking this at all)

Re: 2/2

[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2016-05-11 12:45 am (UTC)(link)

It's not Tony

I mean it's probably not Tony

Just tell me what the number is.
spideyguy: (Glasses)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-11 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
you are literally the worst liar
703 847 147 1?
water distortion is making this difficult
pursuitofcappiness: (actually this is kind of familiar)

[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2016-05-12 04:20 am (UTC)(link)

It's Carol.

Don't text her back, please.
spideyguy: (Smile)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-12 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
why on earth would she be
~general cinnamon thighs~
i can't tell if that's a score or a complete throwback
pursuitofcappiness: (secret office?)

[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2016-05-13 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Like I said, ask Tony.

Actually, don't ask Tony.

Forget I said anything. I'm on my way.

[ 1 minute later ]

There's a delay on the M train.
spideyguy: (Smile 2)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-13 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
i am saving this conversation

the general is calling again. men, to your battle stations!

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