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lead fish ([personal profile] ldfsh) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2015-05-29 03:36 pm
britishbinary: (I think I'm glad you called...)


[personal profile] britishbinary 2015-05-30 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
one Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?

two If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.

three You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore.

four Text JARVIS
Edited 2015-05-30 02:41 (UTC)
chosetofight: (Uncertain)


[personal profile] chosetofight 2015-05-30 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
1) Because I was not going to sleep on the floor.

2) Because someone left their couch on the curb. It had a broken leg, but the cushions were still in very good shape.
Edited 2015-05-30 06:44 (UTC)
britishbinary: (You what?)

[personal profile] britishbinary 2015-05-30 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Certainly I had not anticipated you would sleep on the floor, madam, but old sofa cushions?
chosetofight: (Not so sure)

[personal profile] chosetofight 2015-05-30 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
They were still good. There was no reason for them to go to a landfill.
britishbinary: skeptical closeup (highly skeptical)

[personal profile] britishbinary 2015-05-30 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
But the guest room, madam? You are not comfortable?

[It is just possible there is a sizable disconnect between what Jarvis considers wasteful and what Wanda considers wasteful.]
chosetofight: (Looking for something)

[personal profile] chosetofight 2015-05-30 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I wasn't invited to sleep in the guest room.

[And a great deal of difference between understanding what 'implied invitation' is. To her, if it's not specifically offered, she doesn't take liberties.]
britishbinary: (I am wracking my brain)

[personal profile] britishbinary 2015-05-30 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Had he not-- Jarvis replays the logs of the previous evening. No, he discovers, he had not extended an official invitation. He has become far too accustomed to Mr. Stark's guests making themselves at home, it appears.]

I see. That was indeed my oversight. Please accept my apologies, madam.
chosetofight: (Smile)

[personal profile] chosetofight 2015-05-30 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't need to apologize. It was warm and dry. I was comfortable.
britishbinary: (Facepalm)

[personal profile] britishbinary 2015-05-30 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[But not as warm and dry as she could have been. His hospitality programming is aghast at the oversight.]

I am pleased to hear it. However, if you should prefer to move into the guest room this evening, you are welcome to do so.