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lead fish ([personal profile] ldfsh) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2015-05-15 03:26 pm
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howard stark ( m c u )

[personal profile] stickseller 2015-05-15 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
a ; Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking absinthe

b ; at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?

c ; I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain America. Bring wirecutters.

d ; I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
mutantis: (wistful)


[personal profile] mutantis 2015-05-15 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
that sounds rather unsanitary.
stickseller: (e08013)

[personal profile] stickseller 2015-05-15 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I may have thought it would give me super powers. I don't know how that lead to his hand in my pants.
mutantis: (smirk)

[personal profile] mutantis 2015-05-15 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
perhaps it was your boyish charm? it sounds like you had a wild night.
stickseller: (e08032)

[personal profile] stickseller 2015-05-15 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
can you have boyish charm when you have a moustache?
mutantis: (exasperated)

[personal profile] mutantis 2015-05-15 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm sure you could pull it off
stickseller: (e04164)

[personal profile] stickseller 2015-05-17 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
There's probably a tan line.

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deadandred: (dogtags)

a because i am the worst

[personal profile] deadandred 2015-05-15 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
you sure that was absinthe?
stickseller: (e08006)

a+++++ my fave son

[personal profile] stickseller 2015-05-15 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
It had a fairy on the bottle. I assumed.
deadandred: (i'm listening)

[personal profile] deadandred 2015-05-15 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Wasn't talking about the bottle. Unless that was the reason for the blood.
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[personal profile] stickseller 2015-05-15 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure what the reason for the blood is. I don't think it's all my own, and I'm concerned.
deadandred: (Default)

[personal profile] deadandred 2015-05-15 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
well it's not mine. probably.

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[personal profile] thestarspangledman 2015-05-15 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Do what you want, but don't blame me for your headache in the morning.
stickseller: (e04062)

[personal profile] stickseller 2015-05-15 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
If I never stop drinking, I'll never get a headache.
thestarspangledman: (Default)

[personal profile] thestarspangledman 2015-05-15 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Or you could pass out and have an even worse headache. your choice.
stickseller: (e08030)

[personal profile] stickseller 2015-05-17 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
Who is the genius here, Rogers? It's me. I have this planned out. I've got this.
britishbinary: suit with binary (profile)

C, wrong number TO THE FUTURE

[personal profile] britishbinary 2015-05-15 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I am singularly unable to bring anything to the harbor, sir, for Captain America or otherwise.
stickseller: (Default)

[personal profile] stickseller 2015-05-17 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
It's your job to bring me things.
britishbinary: (I'm listening)

[personal profile] britishbinary 2015-05-17 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
One might say my purpose in life, but regrettably the harbor is significantly outside my operational parameters, sir. Perhaps if you tug harder?
notability: (dun be a dumb blond steve)


[personal profile] notability 2015-05-16 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
You realize you're making it very obvious it IS about Captain America, right?
stickseller: (AC001)

[personal profile] stickseller 2015-05-17 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
I have no idea what you're talking about. This is definitely not about Captain America. Are you coming to help or not.
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[personal profile] wingwalking 2015-05-16 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure Steve can get you out of it. Possibly with his bare hands.
stickseller: (ᴛᴜʀᴛʟᴇɴᴇᴄᴋ ɴ ᴄʜᴀɪɴ)

[personal profile] stickseller 2015-05-17 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
Are you still cranky about him? Maybe I left my hands on him a little too long, but I was just making sure he could hold himself up when he came out of the pod.
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[personal profile] nohelprequired 2015-05-16 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
And they say romance is dead.
stickseller: (e08081)

[personal profile] stickseller 2015-05-17 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sensing a great deal of sarcasm right now, and I'm not sure what that means you witnessed.